The Salmon of Doubt, Douglas Adams

Pan, 2002, 284 pages, C$10.99 mmpb, ISBN 0-330-32312-1

There is a lot to be said against the type of book exemplified by Douglas Adams’ The Salmon of Doubt. It is, after all, a posthumous collection of Adams’ shorter pieces. The very idea of a bundling of scraps ready to be sold to hordes of grieving readers is borderline distasteful. Literary necrophilia is one way of calling it; fan exploitation is another. It’s the sort of thinking that leads to authors being more prolific after death (hello, L. Ron Hubbard) through a homoeopathic publishing technique in which more and more of the original content is distilled away by hired ghostwriters.

Fortunately, The Salmon of Doubt manages to please fans without too much of an aftertaste. Offering the closest thing to a Douglas autobiography, it brings together several short magazine pieces, interviews and columns. More unusually, it bundles everything with a short story, a barn-burning speech on artificial intelligence and eleven chapters of Douglas’ unfinished last Dirk Gently novel, the eponymous Salmon of Doubt.

Ignore, if you will, the ghoulish foreword in which the knowledgeable editor describes how he had Douglas Adams’ hard drive mirrored and rescued from the digital abyss. Most of The Salmon of Doubt is made of previously published material (a lot of it available online) previously scattered over thirty five year’s worth of publication. There’s nothing evil in bringing together this material. It’s even a service to Adams fans who want to complete their collection of material. What’s more, it allows Adams to speak for himself, a fascinating prospect given the breath of his intellect.

And so we get to the book’s first section, “Life”, which collects autobiographical material. From Douglas’ first published piece (a 1965 letter in Eagle and Boys’ World Magazine) to essays about his schooling, his work, his nose and so on. A number of interviews are here collected, giving a glimpse in the number of passions that Adams pursued. The inimitable Adamsian wit is in full display throughout the section. (As far as I’m concerned, the following quote is worth the price of the book: “Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent adolescent boy, Canada is like an intelligent thirty-five year old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson.” [P.45]) Two lengthier travelogues complete the picture, representing Douglas’ love of exotic places.

The second section, “the Universe”, deals in weightier topics and lengthier pieces. Computers are discussed in general, and Apple computers in specific. Also reprinted is Douglas’ famous interview with American Atheists magazine in which he claims his desciption as a “radical Atheist”. Newspaper and web columns make up the bulk of this section and portray Adams as a visionary, a deep thinker and a playful philosopher. The cornerstone of the section is the reprinted impromptu lecture “Is there an artificial God?”. Extemporaneously delivered and fortuitously recorded, this lengthier piece studies man’s place in the universe thanks to the “four stages of sand” metaphor, tying together an awe-inspiring number of concepts and ideas dear to Douglas. I’m not sure how much of it was truly spontaneous, but it’s an exceptional speech that is well-worth reading. It, fittingly enough, is also widely available on-line.

But the real selling point of The Salmon of Doubt is the last section “and everything”, which bookends eleven reconstructed chapters of Douglas’ last manuscript with a number of bits about his creative process and the short story “Young Zaphod Plays it Safe” (reprinted in some omnibus editions of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) Readers will quibble about the value of the material: I myself was never Dirk Gently’s biggest fan, but the excerpts here were enough to warm me in anticipation for a full novel that will never exist. Which may be the biggest let-down of the whole thing: We’ve been handed the first part of an unfinished novel.

But the rest of the book is no let-down. As an act of posthumous fan plundering, it’s a good and deserving one: Douglas’ memory is well-served by the pieces collected in The Salmon of Doubt, and so will his readers. Enjoy this last trip down the galaxy of Douglas Adams’ imagination.

Web Site Report – September 2005

Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, September 2005 Total Visitors     5,881   Total Pageviews     13,058   (Corrected Total: 8,207) Total Hits     15,245   Total Bytes Transferred     350.9MB   Average Visitors Per Day     196.03   Average Pageviews Per Day     435.26   (Corrected Average: 273.6) Average Hits Per Day     508.16

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All results are slightly lower than last month, which -given the fact that the holidays are over- is leading me to wonder what I’ve done to anger the Google gods.

Our top ten most popular pages are

/index.html            363 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm     180 /reviews/movies-2001.htm          152 /reviews/1998/books98c.htm        128 /reviews.html          124 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm  120 /about.html            117 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm    116 /reviews/movies-2004.htm          113 /reviews/movies-2002.htm          112

Few changes this month. Movie material continues to be a top draw.

If you care about such things, (who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

Netscape|6     2214 (2076)Explorer|6     2013 (2480)Googlebot|2     345     (378)Netscape|4      263  (389)Explorer|5      223  (307)

Huh! For the first time ever, Netscape|6 takes the top spot away from IE6.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

google.com/search    621 (857)www.google.ca/search 146 (201)yahoo.com/search      69 (74)google.co.uk/search   66 (117)ask.com/web           65 (New)

Google! Why have you forsaken me?

No new links this month.

There was a bunch of pok*r referal spam, though.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

Two messages this month:

 

1. Frank from Boston comments, apropos something or another…

good service

I have no clue what this refer to, but I’m not too proud: I’ll accept the kind words.

 

2. James from Washington writes to say…

I just finished reading your article on "Being Canadian"

Now, "Being American" I found the article both entertaining and informative.

Thank you! It’s easy to write an article on the virtues of Canada and get a good reaction from Canadians, but getting kudos from non-Canadians means I’m doing something right.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

(This being the section in which we take a look at the search engine queries used by various visitors to find christian-sauve.com)

Here are our top-ten queries:

>solaris explanation        x13 >solaris movie explained    x10 >solaris movie explanation   x9 >christian sauve  x9 >amazon isbn      x6 >frank camper     x5 >being canadian   x5 >amazon bookmarklet          x5 >movie test screenings       x4 >free movie premiere tickets x4

Not much to say here.

>what are a few meaningful quotes from the movie gattaca  >what being a canadian is like  >what is asimovs foundations planet at the outer  limits of the galaxy  >what is mathemagics  >what is the ending to the book fever by robin cook  >what is the relevance of the movie stepford wives to  technological innovation  >what is the thesis of the perfect storm by junger  >when does the haloes back after prk  >which countries were canada fighting against in ww2  >which passages page numbers motorcycle diaries edited  later  >who first settled in what now is know as canada  >who wrote the song what is love that was featured in  the movie a night at the ro  >why canada shouldnt have a melting pot  >why does a movie studio have a sneak preview of a movie

People ask the silliest things…

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.