Web Site Report – June 2008

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, June 2008 Total Visitors     9,551   Total Pageviews    21,805   (Corrected total  13,651) Total Hits    24,889   Total Bytes Transferred   521.6MB   Average Visitors Per Day   318.36   Average Pageviews Per Day   726.83   (Corrected average      455) Average Hits Per Day   829.63   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are lower than last month, which I blame on the end of the school year.

Ever-gloomier Google Analytics puts the monthly result at 886 visits and 1563 page views, both lower numbers than last month. Damn your more accurate algorithms, Google!

 

According to Urchin, our top ten most popular pages are

 /index.html                         820 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm       424 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm      212 /reviews.html                       192 /about.html                         149 /reviews/index.html                 147 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 140 /writings.html                      129 /links.html                         125 /ct.html                            124 

No changes here. Meanwhile, Google Analytics says…

1. /reviews.html 262
2. /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 128
3. /index.html 110
4. /reviews/index.htm 47
5. /francais/index.html 38
6. /reviews/movies/1980s.htm 29
7. /reviews/1999/books99f.htm 27
8. /reviews/2003/books03k.htm 25
9. /reviews/2004/reviews-2004-08august.html 23
10. /texts/100films.htm 23

…which is roughly consistent with last month’s results except for the index slipping in third place.

 

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors), as provided by the clever gerbils at Google Analytics:

  Browser This Month Last Month
1 IE 7.0 345 338
2. Firefox 262 288
3 IE 6.0 158 178

 

2. Where do these people come from?

According to Urchin, our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search     830 (869) live.com/results.aspx 182 (78) www.google.ca/search  132 (199) google.co.uk/search   72  (68) google.com/books      49  (57) 

As you may expect by now, Google Analytics has a slightly different view of the situation:

  Source This Month Last Month
1. google / organic 621 667
2. yahoo / organic 27 38
3. aol.com / organic 12 (new)
4. books.google.com / referral 6 (new)
5. live / organic 6 (new)

(Lingo key: "Organic" is Google’s way of saying that no one has paid for links leading back to christian-sauve.com on those search engines. "Referral" is supposed to be a direct link to this site.)

There were no other new links this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

This was a month for gratuitous abuse in the christian-sauve.com mailbox.

Oh, the news weren’t all bad: I received a kind word from a Swedish blogger I’ve been reading for a while. While his request to have a look at his sites comes a bit late (I’ve been doing that for a year, now), it was a thrill to see a well-known name in my mailbox.

There was also a very nice inquiry regarding Flash-based design work, which obviously must have gone to the wrong Christian Sauvé given how this site is a living monument to my willful lack of Flash expertise.

But as for the rest of the month, oooh…

First, there was the automated spam: one-and-a-half message per day, all blindly trying to stuff Google with links to their dubious pharmaceutical come-ons.

Second, there was the targeted spam: an author sending me barely-literate copypasta promoting the so-called publication of his latest at a vanity print-on-demand publisher. Twice. No, thanks.

Then, there was the usual hit-and-run complaint from an anonymous but disappointed reader, which I’ll quote verbatim:

dale browns tin man doesn’t seem so outlandish 10 years later maybe he did something called research those 10 years ago into future weapons systems. every toy in his books is at least under study and or development and feasible sometime down the road they break no laws of physics so maybe you guys need to do some research into a subject called physics

(Those who remember my review of Dale Brown’s The Tin Man may be puzzled as they remember that I actually spend very little time discussing plausibility issues versus the novel’s more basic storytelling flaws. But this isn’t the first time that a midly positive review of a conservative thriller has earned me some puzzling flack from fans. I almost wonder if it’s got something to do with the people most likely to read conservative thrillers.)

Finally, there was the succinct but mystifying:

You’re an idiot.

which doesn’t give me much to improve upon.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

According to Google Analytics, here are the month’s most popular search keywords:

  Keywords Visits
1 solaris explained 22
2 solaris ending 14
3 solaris explanation 13
4 langford space eater novel reviews 11
5 tia layne 11
6 christian sauve 9
7 christian sauvé 9
8 glenn kleier 8
9 solaris movie synopsis 7
10 solaris movie ending 5

SOLARIS, still confusing people after all these years…

 

Other amusi
ng search keywords:

  • "book *easy enough to read"
  • captain jake sparrow bringing sexy back
  • christian opinions on space colonization
  • drugs in rockland ontario
  • which detective movies have the most allusions?

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – May 2008

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, May 2008 Total Visitors     10,738   Total Pageviews    24,441   (Corrected total  15,316) Total Hits    28,349   Total Bytes Transferred   525.8MB   Average Visitors Per Day   346.38   Average Pageviews Per Day   788.41   (Corrected average      494) Average Hits Per Day   914.48   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are slightly higher for some reason or another.

Ever-gloomier Google Analytics puts the monthly result at 935 visits and 1409 page views, both lower numbers than last month. Damn your more accurate algorithms, Google!

 

According to Urchin, our top ten most popular pages are

 /index.html                         895 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm       277 /reviews.html                       236 /about.html                         221 /writings.html                      170 /links.html                         162 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm      162 /search.html                        158 /ct.html                            154 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 140 

No changes here. Meanwhile, Google Analytics says…

1. /index.html 144
2. /reviews.html 109
3. /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 86
4. /francais/index.html 55
5. /reviews/2004/reviews-2004-08august.html 33
6. /about.html 28
7. /reviews/movies/2002.htm 27
8. /writings.html 24
9. /reviews/1999/books99f.htm 23
10. /reviews/2003/books03k.htm 23

…which is roughly consistent with last month’s results.

 

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors), as provided by the clever gerbils at Google Analytics:

  Browser This Month Last Month
1 IE 7.0 338 390
2. Firefox 288 297
3 IE 6.0 178 205

 

2. Where do these people come from?

According to Urchin, our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search     869 (1017) www.google.ca/search  199 (176) live.com/results.aspx  78 (71) google.co.uk/search    68 (112) google.com/books       57 (62) 

As you may expect by now, Google Analytics has a slightly different view of the situation:

  Source This Month Last Month
1. google / organic 667 739
2. yahoo / organic 38 21
3. fractale-framboise.com / referral 12 (New)
4. fortrel.net / referral 8 (New)
5. en.wikipedia.org / referral 7 (New)

(Lingo key: "Organic" is Google’s way of saying that no one has paid for links leading back to christian-sauve.com on those search engines. "Referral" is supposed to be a direct link to this site.)

There were no other new links this month. I’ll note again, with mixed feelings, that between spam sites repurposing my content and at least half a dozen other Christian Sauvés running around the web, it’s getting increasingly difficult to ego-surf my own name.

There is, however, a neat new site that performs a bit of semantic analysis on my home page at http://therarestwords.com/christian-sauve.com. Interesting.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

There was still a lot of spam in the mailbox last month.

But it wasn’t all bad: Two casual acquaintances made further contact via my web site, the publisher of Beccon Press notified me of their new web site at beccon.org (which showcases a new book I’ll review shortly), and the following landed in my email box:

If I would have know about your book reviews at an earlier age, I could have saved a lot of money and time, thanks for your over all picture/writings about authors and what they write.

Thanks! Given the amount of money I spend on books per year, it’s great to learn that I can help others make better-informed decisions.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

According to Google Analytics, here are the month’s most popular search keywords:

  Keywords Visits
1 solaris explained 196
2 solaris ending 12
3 christian sauve 10
4 christian sauvé 9
5 tia layne 8
6 fabled procrastinator 5
7 olympos book review 5
8 solaris explanation 5
9 frank camper 4
10 index.of "brown, dale" 4

SOLARIS, confusing much?

On the other hand, I am now definitely removing any mention of "Tia Layne" from my review of Rick Mofina’s No Way Back : The name of his antagonist now belongs to a small-time blonde porn model, and the less amount of porn-related traffic I get, the better I’ll feel.

 

Other amusing search keywords:

  • "horror movie" "with glasses"
  • christian perspective on krump dancing
  • christian toy collector should i quit collecting ?
  • finally, a funny, decently produced christian video!
  • is watching soft porn wrong as a christian with your wife
  • why scientists shouldn’t write nursery rhymes

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – April 2008

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, April 2008 Total Visitors     10,524 Total Pageviews   23,947 (Corrected total  13,629) Total Hits    28,026 Total Bytes Transferred   499.9MB Average Visitors Per Day  350.8 Average Pageviews Per Day 798.23 (Corrected average      454) Average Hits Per Day       

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are higher, which mystifies me.

Ever-gloomier Google Analytics puts the monthly result at 1,023 visits and 1,554 page views. Damn your more accurate algorithms, Google!

 

According to Urchin, our top ten most popular pages are

 /index.html                         798 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm       340 /reviews.html                       196 /about.html                         165 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm      155 /writings.html                      137 /links.html                         136 /search.html                        131 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 120 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm          107 

No changes here. Meanwhile, Google Analytics says…

1. /index.html 136
2. /reviews.html 135
3. /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 100
4. /writings.html 55
5. /francais/index.html 51
6. /reviews/index.html 51
7. /reviews/movies/2002.htm 37
8. /search.html 34
9. /reviews/movies/1980s.htm 33
10. /reviews/movies/2000.htm 28

…which is roughly consistent with last month’s results.

 

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors), as provided by the clever gerbils at Google Analytics:

  Browser This Month Last Month
1 IE 7.0 390 (518)
2. Firefox 297 (391)
3 IE 6.0 205 (387)

 

2. Where do these people come from?

According to Urchin, our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search   1017 (1215) www.google.ca/search 176 (168) google.co.uk/search  112 (89) live.com/results.aspx 71 (74) google.com/books      62 (53) 

As you may expect by now, Google Analytics has a slightly different view of the situation:

  Source This Month Last Month
1. google / organic 739 1064
2. yahoo / organic 21 31
3. aol / organic 17 11
4. msn / organic 10 (new)
5. live / referral 6 (new)

(Lingo key: "Organic" is Google’s way of saying that no one has paid for ads leading back to christian-sauve.com on those search engines. "Referral" is supposed to be a direct link to this site.)

There were no other new links this month. Looking at the usual egoogling search, however, I see that other Christian Sauves are gaining on me in the top ten search results. Mixed feelings here: while I’m concerned that the Christian Sauve brand is getting diluted, some chaff can be useful in order to provide a bit of plausible deniability and confuse any would-be stalkers. (Real stalkers, on the other hand, already know that this is the right site to bookmark.)

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

There was a lot of spam in the mailbox last month. I mean, really a lot of spam.

The lone exception was a maddeningly anonymous question:

Looking for name of old (mid ’80s) about survival training for AF aircrew with a female (first I think) pilot. One instructor goes too far.

Frankly, a ten-minutes search reveals nothing conclusive. Never minding G.I.JANE (1997), my best guess is 1989′s SURVIVAL QUEST about a civilian survival training group being attacked by paramilitary psychos looking for kicks, but that’s not very convincing. 1985′s KILLZONE has a snapping Vietnam veteran, but doesn’t seem to feature a female pilot.

IMDB does have a "survial-training" plot keyword, but it’s so far populated by a handful of post-2000 titles.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

According to Google Analytics, here are the month’s most popular search keywords:

  Keywords Visits
1 solaris explained 19
2 glenn kleier 10
3 solaris ending 10
4 solaris explanation 8
5 solaris movie explanation 8
6 christian sauve 6
7 christian sauvé 5
8 "plan of attack" txt -woodward dale brown 3
9 sauve 3
10 solaris ending explanation 3

SOLARIS, confusing much?

 

Other amusing search keywords:

  • "carmen electra" fit to strip" easter eggs
  • case brief on sauve vs canada
  • how critical is the problem if an fbi agent shows up unannounced
  • jokes that have a set-up with the subject anda punch line that highlights irony
  • smoke crack with isaac asimov
  • when gravity fails what happens

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – March 2008

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, March 2008 Total Visitors     8,009 Total Pageviews   20,819 (Corrected total  12,548) Total Hits    24,394 Total Bytes Transferred   431.6MB Average Visitors Per Day  258.35 Average Pageviews Per Day 671.58 (Corrected average      404) Average Hits Per Day      786.9 

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are lower, but per-average roughly the same as last month given the three missing days in February.

As usual, Google Analytics more nuanced data capture puts the monthly result at 1,479 visits and 2,092 page views, with a spike on March 22nd following yet another SOLARIS re-run on a major channel.

 

Our top ten most popular pages according to Urchin are:

 /index.html                    711 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 478 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm  260 /about.html                    191 /reviews.html                  191 /contactt.html                 151 /links.html                    137 /writings.html                 132 /search.html                   119 /reviews/index.html            112 

No changes here. Meanwhile, Google Analytics says

1. /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 413
2. /index.html 183
3. /reviews.html 151
4. /reviews/index.html 50
5. /about.html 48
6. /francais/index.html 45
7. /search.html 43
8. /writings.html 40
9. /reviews/movies/1980s.htm 33
10. /reviews/1999/books99f.htm 32

which (aside from the pole-position showing of solaris-explanation) is roughly consistent with last month’s results.

 

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses), as provided by Google Analytics:

  Browser This Month Last Month
1 IE 7.0 518 (344)
2. Firefox 391 (271)
3 IE 6.0 387 (256)

 

2. Where do these people come from?

According to Urchin, our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search    1215 (921) www.google.ca/search  168 (215) google.co.uk/search    89 (100) live.com/results.aspx  74  (73) google.com/books       53  (63) 

As you may expect by now, Google Analytics has a slightly different view of the situation:

  Source This Month Last Month
1. google / organic 1064 696
2. yahoo / organic 31 25
3. aol / organic 11 16
4. search / organic 11 (new)
5. books.google.com / referral 8 10

(Lingo key: "Organic" is Google’s way of saying that no one has paid for ads leading back to christian-sauve.com on those search engines. "Referral" is a direct link to this site.)

There were no other new links this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

There was quite a bit of spam in the mailbox this month, including some political stuff in hebrew, but mostly foreign-exchange scams.

The lone exception was a correction to my "Solaris Explained" page, which I have added at the end of the document.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

According to Google Analytics, here are the month’s most popular search keywords:

  Keywords Visits
1 solaris ending 69
2 solaris movie plot 56
3 solaris explanation 34
4 solaris explained 32
5 solaris movie explanation 17
6 solaris movie synopsis 16
7 solaris movie explained 15
8 solaris movie ending 13
9 christian sauvé 11
10 glenn kleier 9

SOLARIS, popular much?

 

Other amusing search keywords:

  • mickey blue eyes movie content offensive to christians
  • "the effect of pepsi"
  • aishwarya rai’s beauty is gasping
  • can you fix crooked teeth with bare hands
  • reviews with the word "omniscient" in it
  • sexiest sean bean villains
  • there aren’t many books on version control (this is surprising given how important it is!)

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – February 2008

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, February 2008 Total Visitors     7,562   Total Pageviews     18,327   (Corrected total  10,624) Total Hits     21,616   Total Bytes Transferred     403.6MB   Average Visitors Per Day     260.75   Average Pageviews Per Day     631.96   (Corrected average      366) Average Hits Per Day     745.37   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are lower, but per-average roughly the same as last month given the three missing days in February.

As usual, Google Analytics has a more conservative view of things, with just 1,054 visits and 1,471 page views.

 

Our top ten most popular pages according to Urchin are:

 /index.html                    611 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm  300 /about.html                    148 /reviews.html                  142 /contactt.html                 136 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm     121 /links.html                    115 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 107 /writings.html                 107 /francais/index.html           102 

No changes here. Meanwhile, Google Analytics says

1. /index.html 118
2. /reviews.html 101
3. /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 63
4. /francais/index.html 56
5. /texts/alternate-hugos.htm 41
6. /reviews/index.html 34
7. /writings.html 32
8. /reviews/movies/2002.htm 26
9. /search.html 26
10. /about.html 25

which is roughly consistent with last month’s results.

 

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses), as provided by Google Analytics:

  Browser This Month Last Month
1 IE 7.0 344 (331)
2. Firefox 271 (232)
3 IE 6.0 256 (240)

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search      921 (966) www.google.ca/search   215 (254) google.co.uk/search    100 (107) live.com/results.aspx   73 (81) google.com/books        63 (72) 

As you may expect by now, Google Analytics has a slightly different view of the situation:

  Source This Month Last Month
1. google / organic 696 669
2. yahoo / organic 29 25
3. aol / organic 16 13
4. books.google.com / referral 10 9
5. groups.google.com / referral 9 (new)

(Lingo key: "Organic" is Google’s way of saying that no one has paid for ads leading back to christian-sauve.com on those search engines. "Referral" is a direct link to this site.)

My "Alternate Hugos" list got noticed on a newsgroup this month, which accounts for those groups.google.com referals.

There were no other new links this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

Empty February mailbox.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

According to Google Analytics, here are the month’s most popular search keywords:

1 solaris explained 14
2 sauve 11
3 solaris ending 11
4 satire + "a scientific romance" by ronald wright’s 9
5 christian sauve 8
6 that bringas woman 7
7 ross laver 5
8 christian sauvé 4
9 frank camper 4
10 glenn kleier 4

 

Other amusing search keywords:

  • "squids in space" "space opera"
  • "il faut blamer le canada"
  • brian mulroney blood drinker
  • is faune chambers a slut?
  • starsky and hutch phrase "do it, do it"

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – January 2008

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly “Urchin” web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, January 2008
Total Visitors       8,089
Total Pageviews     19,570
(Corrected total  11,344)
Total Hits          22,753
Total Bytes Transferred   441.8MB
Average Visitors Per Day  260.93
Average Pageviews Per Day 631
(Corrected average      366)
Average Hits Per Day      733.96

The “corrected” numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered “pages” by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are roughly the same as last month.

But wait! This month, we’ve got another opinion. As a sop to nebulous “new year’s resolutions”, I decided to experiment with Google Analytics, installed the code, braced myself for bad news and peeked at the results at the end of the month.

At first glance, the results for January are catastrophic:

Google Analytics Data, December 2007:

  • Total Visits: 962
  • Total Pageviews: 1,439 (No correction necessary)

Ouch! What the heck just happened here? Is Google Analytics mad, malicious or just plain nuts?

Well, you’ll have to sit down through a few paragraphs of technical explanation to understand what’s going on:

My “Urchin” web stats report generator is what’s known as a “log file analyser”, looking at the information collected by my web server to figure out what’s going on. This is a valid approach (in fact, it’s a rock-solid way of looking at what the site is doing), but it does catch a lot of information that isn’t completely relevant to webmasters: It makes few differences between human visitors and robots from search engines and spammers, for instance. Worse: its support for the concept of “visit” is based on assumptions and approximations. Meanwhile, Google Analytics works by embedding a small amount of Javascript code on each page, code that refers to the Google site and provides more accurate information for those human visitors with Javascript-capable browsers. That necessarily means that Google Analytics will capture less data. On the other hand, what data it does capture will be richer than what’s recorded by Urchin.

Additionally, you have to remember that my version of Urchin was last updated in 2002. Interestingly, the company working on Urchin was then bought by Google and (after another merger) became Google Analytics in late 2005. Being fully centralized, Google Analytics is constantly being improved, and a major update took place in November 2007. This becomes important when considering recently-introduced user agents or the usage pattern of newer media such as blogs.

All of which to say that they are important differences between one and the other product. To investigate those differences myself, I grabbed a single day’s worth of web logs and started crunching numbers for comparison. “My” numbers for identifiable human visitors were about double that of Google, and 40% of what Urchin was telling me (with robots and spiders and everything). So there’s a lot of salt grains to be taken when considering the exact numbers reported by Google Analytics. Other other hand, trends and orders of magnitudes and information that’s not to be found in Urchin can be valuable if considered carefully… and it’s in that spirit that I’ll be comparing both set of results.

(But don’t expect me to get rid of Urchin, or web logs. In many cases, such as finding out what spammers are doing on the site, they offer information that will never be captured by Google.)

All of this being said, our top ten most popular pages according to Urchin are:

/index.html                    625
/texts/free-movie-tickets.htm  372
/reviews.html                  158
/about.html                    134
/contactt.html                 132
/reviews/2000/books00c.htm     120
/texts/solaris-explanation.htm 106
/reviews/1996/books96b.htm     105
/reviews/2002/books02d.htm     101
/search.html                   100

This is more or less the same ranking that we’ve seen for months. But let’s see what the human users tracked by Google Analytics are looking at:

1. /index.html 127
2. /reviews.html 109
3. /reviews/index.html 81
4. /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 53
5. /francais/index.html 43
6. /search.html 39
7. /texts/100films.htm 35
8. /about.html 33
9. /writings.html 33
10. /reviews/movies/2002.htm 29

Ignoring, for the moment, the humiliation of results that are a third of what Urchin is reporting, the slight differences here are fascinating. Google-tracked human users go for reviews and the review index. The “Solaris Explained” page is still popular (though the bounce rate of 94% is ferocious as users look at the page and feel no need to go exploring the rest of the site.) The contact page is practically ignored by human visitors, which confirms my suspicion of heavy spam spider activity. The Google Analytics results pass “real world” evaluation: I can believe, maybe more easily than the Urchin results, that those would in fact be the most-visited pages on the site.

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

Netscape|6  4701 (4128)
Explorer|7   965 (923)
Explorer|6   753 (1041)
msnbot|1     307 (261)
Explorer|5   148 (new)

Little change here. I’m guessing that a few people got new computers with IE7 over the holidays…

But Google Analytics offers another view:

1 IE 7.0 331
2 IE 6.0 240
3. Firefox 2.0.0.11 232

Dramatically different, isn’t it? A good thump to Mozilla triumphalism, right? But this shouldn’t be surprising: Most Netscape|6 hits, after all, are from the same spiders and robots that Google Analytics excludes from its calculations. Again, I have the feeling that Google Analytics (which is regularly updated with new user-agent information) is far more accurate in terms of what human visitors are actually using.

One Google Analytics report that I found unexpectedly fascinating is the “Bounce” data telling me how many visitors look at only one page, and then leave. Bounce isn’t necessarily bad: For pages that are popular with search engines, such as my “Solaris Explained” page, it’s perfectly OK if people come in, are enlightened and leave without looking at the rest of the site. Ideally, though, I would want them to stay for a while… but life’s short for everyone. In any case, I found that according to Google Analytics, most of my top-level pages had acceptable bounce rates, whereas some of my popular pages (such as the “Solaris Explained” page) had bounce rates in the eighties and nineties. As expected, really.

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

google.com/search      966 (1021)
www.google.ca/search   254 (264)
google.co.uk/search    107 (112)
live.com/results.aspx   81 (new)
google.com/books        72 (new)

Interesting appearances of both live.com (the new Microsoft search engine) and of Google Books.

As you may expect by now, Google Analytics has a slightly different view of the situation:

1. google / organic 669
2. yahoo / organic 25
3. aol / organic 13
4. entropypump.wordpress.com / referral 10
5. books.google.com / referral 9

(Lingo key: “Organic” is Google’s way of saying that no one has paid for ads leading back to christian-sauve.com on those search engines. “Referral” is a direct link to this site.)

Keeping in mind that Google Analytics is optimized for maximizing Google Ad-Buys, there are a lot of interpretations built into the Google Analytics numbers. I suspect that all national Google sub-sites are aggregated together, and that a lot of number-crunching ensures that the data is “purer” than what can be deduced from server logs. Of course, Google Analytics provides me with a lot of extra information that Urchin doesn’t, such as “bounce rate” (people who only visit one page), “average time on site” (hocus-pocus calculation based on multiple page requests) and “new visits” (based on client-side cookie information)

In collecting referal information, Google Analytics seems noticeably stingier than Urchin. But keep in mind the “only tracking (most) human visitors” nature of its statistics: By nature, it’s built to miss a chunk of referals.

On the other hand, it does deliver very detailed information on the visits it does capture: Thanks to the Google Analytics data and some good old-fashioned number-crunching in Excel, I was able to build a bubble-chart (Using Bounce rate, Pages per visit and number of visitors as my data axes) that revealed that my “best referrals” are coming from Entropy Pump: People coming from that blog (10) visited an average of ten pages per visit (!) and only had a 20% bounce rate.

Visitors Bubble Chart

Big Blue Google, on the other hand, performed worse than the all-referrals average, sending me visitors that bounced more often and visited fewer pages per visit. (The “best” search engine, according to those metrics? Microsoft’s Live, which sent a tiny but relatively more curious bunch of visitors.) My collaborative blog, Fractale Framboise, also did well. Direct Traffic was also noticeably “better” than average . Which does actually smells like reality: People coming from Entropy Pump and Fractale Framboise are my target audience, and people directly coming to this site, presumably via bookmarks, are already familiar with the content and looking for more.

And this, frankly, goes straight to the heart of what web statistics are supposed to accomplish: Provide insight as to the nature of the web site’s visitors. Google delivers truckloads of visitors who aren’t interested in looking for more? Logical. Specialized blogs delivering pre-interested visitors? Sounds like an insight that can lead to further action!

In fact, it’s as I was contemplating Google Analytics data that I had either a revelation or a mini-stroke of insanity: If my review navigation pages are popular and if my readers are coming from review blogs, doesn’t it make sense to convert said review section to a more manageable blogging infrastructure? With the possibilities inherent to blog content management, RSS feed updates, specialized search engines and regular updates pressure, wounldn’t it be a better site if I dumped everything into a blog?

Why yes, it would be. I spent years resisting the allure of transforming this site into a blog, and it took a free analytics tools to convince me that it would be the way to go. And it meshes with a few nasty suspicions about my own work: A blog would allow harsh reader feedback, demand more regular updates, force me to write to a wider audience, push me in the spotlight of reader attention, and simply force me to step up my efforts.

Inspiring, isn’t it?

Of course, there are tons of things to do until then, not the least of which will be to dump eleven years’s worth of reviews into a back-dated database, create a template, come up with a tags-and-categories navigation architecture, catch up to the backlog and fiddle with the blog configuration. And once it’s up, I’ve got to feed the machine regularly. Eek.

So don’t expect any major change until this summer. But the seed of the idea has definitely been planted, and I’m off to investigate the possibilities of a newly-bloggish infrastructure. Keep reading these Site Reports for further updates.

Google Analytics tells me a bit more than Urchin about who those visitors are. For instance, it attempts to detect geographical location. Few people will be surprised to learn that most visitors come from the United States, followed by Canada, the UK, Ireland and Australia. Most people use Windows, followed by Macintosh then Linux. (But there was one iPhone visitor!) Most people have a 1024×768 screen resolution. Most people have FLash 9. Most people have Java. Most people connect using cable or DSL. While I don’t really trust the exact numbers, the aggregation seems reasonable to me. Trend analysis, once we have even more numbers, will be more important than precise numbers.

In the spirit of Web Analytics, here’s an amusing new link to this site: quantcast.com says, about christian-sauve.com, “This site reaches fewer than 2000 U.S. monthly uniques. The site caters to a primarily older, highly educated, rather male audience.” Eh, fair enough.

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

Nothing worth sharing in the January mailbox. (It’s been a slow month.)

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

>patricia pearcy nude       19
>being canadian             12
>ayn rand                   11
>christian sauve            11
>movie sneak previews       11
>christian                  10
>solaris explained           9
>frank camper                8
>free movie premiere tickets 8
>that bringas woman          8

Meh. It’s the same old, same old!

But as it happens, Google Analytics has a different view on the month:

1. christian sauvé 9
2. that bringas woman 8
3. frank camper 8
4. solaris explained 6
5. solaris explanation 4
6. fuel injected dreams 3
7. glenn kleier 3
8. sequel to teeth of the tiger 3
9. solaris+ending 3
10. teeth of the tiger sequel 3

Some familiar search queries here, and results that don’t exceed the Urchin equivalent numbers, though some Urchin favourites are nowhere to be found here. Once again, I’m inclined to consider the Google Analytics numbers to be generally closer to meaninful reality than the Urchin ones. Speaking of reality, it helps that Ayn Rand is not listed in the Google Analytics numbers.

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

Web Site Report – December 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, December 2007 Total Visitors       7,898   Total Pageviews     19,654   (Corrected total  11,607) Total Hits          22,034   Total Bytes Transferred   494.1MB   Average Visitors Per Day  254.77   Average Pageviews Per Day 634   (Corrected average      374) Average Hits Per Day      710.77   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably higher than last month.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /reviews/movies/2002.htm       674 /index.html                    462 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm  344 /reviews.html                  166 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm 133 /about.html                    119 /contactt.html                 112 /writings.html                 109 /links.html                    104 /search.html                   102 

There is a perfectly lucid explanation as to why movie reviews for 2002 would end up in the top spot. Keep reading.

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6    4128 (3126) Explorer|6    1041 (1037) Explorer|7     923 (662) msnbot|1       262 (325) CazoodleBot|x  176 (new) 

Little change here. IE7 nibbles at the total some more.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search     1021 (848) www.google.ca/search   264 (314) google.com/custom      219 (new) google.co.uk/search    112 (76) yahoo.com/search        65 (48) 

I like Google and Google likes me. The appearance of the Google /custom search can, I think, be explained by the same factor that pushed the 2002 movie reviews to the top of the rankings. Keep reading…

No new noteworthy links this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

One fun letter in the mailbox this month:

 

An anonymous correspondent asks…

I would be interested in your take on the John Twelve Hawks trilogy that begins with "The Traveler".  Book 3 of the trilogy not yet out.

Whenever possible, I try to wait until a planned trilogy is entirely published before committing to reading it. (The notable exceptions found elsewhere are just that: notable exceptions.) I have followed the "John Twelve Hawks" chatter since The Traveller came out in 2005 and would be mildly interested in seen what the fuss is about, but I will wait until all three books are out (probably in paperback, preferably at used book sales) before commenting any of them here. As for the identity of "John Twelve Hawks", the best theory I’ve read so far can easily be found by Googling "John Twelve Hawks screenwriter".

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

>who is the man that makes a call to new yorks  last phone booth - thereby setting           446 >solaris explained                              15 >movie sneak previews                           15 >the killing star                               13 >roderick thorpe                                10 >sneak preview movie tickets                     9 >advance screenings                              9 >solaris explanation                             8 >solaris ending                                  8 >amazon isbn                                     7 

There’s the killer query, at the top of the Top-10: A radio station trivia contest question, blindly put in Google by hundred of contestants. It doesn’t take much more than that to distort up my monthly statistics.

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – November 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, November 2007 Total Visitors      6,394   Total Pageviews    15,596   (Corrected total  9,153) Total Hits         19,451   Total Bytes Transferred   408.4MB   Average Visitors Per Day  213.13   Average Pageviews Per Day 519.86   (Corrected average      305) Average Hits Per Day      648.36   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are slightly lower than last month.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                   409 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm 261 /reviews.html                 138 /contactt.html                116 /about.html                   115 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm     88 /links.html                    84 /writings.html                 84 /francais/index.html           81 /reviews/index.html            81 

Nothing unexpected here.

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  3126 (3524) Explorer|6  1037 (1152) Explorer|7   662 (614) msnbot|1     325 (464) Gigabot|3    129 (new) 

Little change here.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search    848 (836) www.google.ca/search 314 (241) google.co.uk/search   76 (78) yahoo.com/search      48 (60) google.com.au/search  39 (new) 

The one big new link of the month was a mention of my review of John Clute’s The Darkening Garden on Clute’s own blog. It’s a mention without comment, but I could feel Clute’s disapproval at my clumsy attempt at using the English language to talk about his work.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

After weeding out personal messages by friends and known acquaintances, one moment of Zen was left in the mailbox this month:

 

An anonymous correspondent asks, without context:

can i have one for my mom.

I leave you to ponder this.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries this month:

 >being canadian              9 >solaris explained           9 >christian sauve             8 >movie sneak preview         7 >free movie premiere tickets 6 >amazon isbn                 6 >glenn kleier                5 >frank camper                5 >roderick thorpe             5 >solaris ending              5 

No surprises here.

>how busy is new york fries in aberdeen mall  >how does the scary movie 4 movie trailer attempt to sell the film to >how many movies has monique imes bee in   >how to get free movie passes montreal  >how to get free movie tickets from the news paper  >how to get free tickets  >how to get home delavary cinema ticket  >how to get in movie theaters without tickets  >how to get invited to free movie screenings  >how to get passes to sneak preview movies  >how to get sneak previews tickets  >how to get tickets for advance screenings  >how to reclaim new york sales tax for canadian tourist 

These are the questions that fascinated the web this month.

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – October 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, October 2007 Total Visitors:      7,049   Total Pageviews:    17,684   (Corrected Total: 10,110) Total Hits:         21,934   Total Bytes Transferred:   428.1MB   Average Visitors Per Day:  227.38   Average Pageviews Per Day: 570.45   (Corrected Average: 326) Average Hits Per Day:      707.54   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are a bit higher than last month, which is nice for a change.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                    475 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm  266 /reviews.html                  157 /francais/index.html           128 /links.html                    120 /about.html                    103 /contactt.html                 100 /search.html                    95 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm      93 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 87 

Nothing unexpected here.

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6    3534 (3241) Explorer|6    1152 (907) Explorer|7     614 (569) msnbot|1       464 (675) msnbot media|1  83 (new) 

Little change here. IE7 nibbles at the total some more.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search           836 (670) www.google.ca/search        241 (210) google.co.uk/search          78 (78) yahoo.com/search             60 (new) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light 46 (51) 

Looks like google likes me again.

There were a number of new mentions of my name on Google this month, most of them due to me attending two conventions, and co-winning an Aurora Awards for the Fractale Framboise blog. Few of those mentions, however, were accompanied by links back to this web site, which is as it should be.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

A few letters in the mailbox this month, some more amusing that others.

 

1. My saga regarding Frank Camper’s Merc continues to attract attention:

Merc: The Professional, Frank Camper can you help me to get me in contact wit Frank Camper

To quote my email answer:

Unfortunately, I don’t have any contact with Frank Camper. Once every two years or so, pseudonymous people write me to tell me that Frank Camper is alive and well and living in Alabama, but that’s the extent of my knowledge of his current whereabouts.  Sorry!

 

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

>being canadian             12 >christian sauve            10 >free movie tickets         10 >roderick thorpe            10 >solaris ending             10 >movie sneak previews        9 >movie sneak preview         8 >sneak preview movie tickets 8 >solaris explained           8 >stomach shrinkage           6 

No surprises here.

 >2003 action packed heist movie failure  >2003 canadian action packed heist movie failure  >canada action packed heist movie that was a failure in 2003  >canadas 2003 action packed heist movie  >canadas 2003 blockbuster movie failure  >canadas blockbuster film spectacular failure in 2003.  what was the name of this   >canadian 2003 blockbuster film failure   >canadian action movies released in 2003  >canadian action-packed heist movie 2003 box office dud  >canadian blockbuster action packed heist movie of 2003  >canadian made movies in 2003  

Oh, I wonder if this was a trivia question somewhere. (The answer, by the way, from memory: FOOLPROOF. And it was an enjoyable movie.)

>erotic honor harrington books reviews  >eye-popping violence sex scenes and nudity but what about  what we think nowadays  >how to make helicopter shot in bowling spin more effectively  

Some of those words don’t go together.

>irobot is a depressing movie film -roomba  

My first reading of this query was something like "I Robot is a depressing film, says Roomba".

>krug steve dont make me think cheap ebook  

Yeah, Steve Krug! Don’t make me think about cheap ebooks!

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – September 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, September 2007 Total Visitors     6,553   Total Pageviews     15,452   (Corrected Total: 8,023) Total Hits     18,588   Total Bytes Transferred     346.0MB   Average Visitors Per Day     218.43   Average Pageviews Per Day     515.06   (Corrected Average: 267.4) Average Hits Per Day     619.6   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably lower than last month, which I blame on, oh, Google.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                     451 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm   241 /reviews.html                   139 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 100 /about.html                     93 /francais/index.html            93 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm      92 /links.html                     90 /contactt.html                  85 /search.html                    79 

Old reviews are popping up again. (There’s no accounting for taste.)

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  3241 (4425) Explorer|6   907 (1127) msnbot|1     675 (656) Explorer|7   569 (570) Opera|9      119 (192) 

Little change here. IE7 nibbles at the total some more.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search           670 (748) www.google.ca/search        210 (187) google.co.uk/search          78 (68) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light 51 (61) google.com.au/search         33 (new) 

Little change here either. Have I offended the Google Guys?

No new interesting links seen this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

A few letters in the mailbox this month, some more amusing that others.

 

1. My travel reports attracted modest notice. First, Mary praised my recent Chicago 2007 report:

Enjoy tremedously the article written and pictures of Chicago. First time reading and will save this link.

Then an Ottawa-area acquaintance wrote in to ask for a small grammatical correction, and added:

I found your LA Con report, and having read it, I must say, very well done. I and my not-then-yet wife were there, had a blast, and your piece well captured many of the essences of the con.  

Thanks to both of you!

 

2. In the "more amusing than others" category, here’s this month’s main exhibit, presented in full:

can you pls have the summary of rockets red glare

No caps, no apostrophes, no return address: My guess is a high school student looking for easy plagiarism. Not that it changes my answer: No.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

>being canadian             20 >christian sauve            15 >solaris explained          10 >movie sneak previews       10 >roderick thorpe             8 >amazon isbn                 8 >advance screenings          7 >sauve.com                   7 >frank camper                6 >sneak preview movie tickets 5 

No surprises here. Free movie tickets? An evergreen subject of fascination.

If you’re wondering which questions were fascinating the world in September 2008, have a look at this:

>what happens if you get cut sneaking in movies  >what is ebola christian explanation  >what is the name of the wreck that would explode  from rusticles  >what is the protagonist in the novel the hot zone  >why godzila is my favorite movie essay  >how do you greet an extraterrestrial  >how many days will blurriness last after lasek  

Faithful readers of these monthly installments know that I’m unexplainably amused by the habit of some fundamentalists to prefix every search query by "christian" in the hope of warding off anti-christian elements of this world or something. Here’s this month’s batch of wackiness:

>christan dust nude pics  >christian analyzing cartoon with hidden sex scene  >christian book review of encyclopedia brown series  >christian book the ultimate goal la verne  >christian c. sandersons museum  >christian cowboy jokes one liners  >christian de sauve  >christian documentary on moby dick  >christian film reviews low-budget  >christian full service web marketing pros  >christian jokes 2007  >christian jokes on priorities  >christian literature book free distribution  >christian messages in monsters inc  >christian metaphors in asimovs foundation  >christian movie review_ jurassic park  >christian movie reviews pulp fiction  >christian opinions on the grinch  >christian review of ken follett books  >christian review of the hobbit  >christian reviews of ray bradbury  >christian rideau actor  >christian sauve toxic spell dump  >christian sauve.com  >christian short stories better life style  >christian story he took our place  >christian stunt movie 4  >christian trilogies  

(For the record, I once reviewed a book called the Toxic Spell Dump: I don’t go around dumping toxic spells.)

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – August 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, August 2007 Total Visitors: 8,264   Total Pageviews: 17,411   (Corrected Total: 10,357) Total Hits: 20,509   Total Bytes Transferred: 375.2MB   Average Visitors Per Day: 266.58   Average Pageviews Per Day: 561.64   (Corrected Average: 334.1) Average Hits Per Day: 661.58   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably lower than last month, which I blame on holidays. It was a dull month for everyone.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                         457 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm       369 /reviews.html                       168 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 130 /about.html                         119 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm          117 /contactt.html                      103 /links.html                          99 /search.html                         94 /reviews/2005/reviews-2005-09september.html 93 

Old reviews are popping up again. (There’s no accounting for taste.)

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  4425 (6063) Explorer|6  1127 (1380) msnbot|1     656 (617) Explorer|7   570 (426) Opera|9      192 (322) 

Little change here. IE7 nibbles at the total some more.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search           748 (585) www.google.ca/search        187 (169) google.co.uk/search          68 (62) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light 61 (80) yahoo.com/search             34 (new) 

Little change here either. Summer equals less people on the web.

No new interesting links seen this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

No spam in the mailbox. But not much else either.

I told you it was a quiet month.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

 >advance screenings           18 >movie sneak previews         12 >free movie premiere tickets  10 >advance movie screenings     10 >francoise yip nude            9 >solaris explanation           8 >free advance movie screenings 8 >free movie tickets            8 >solaris explained             8 >christian sauve               8 

No surprises here. Free movie tickets make the world go round. Now imagine free tickets for SOLARIS, starring a nude Françoise Yip!

 

If you’re wondering which questions were fascinating the world in August 2008, have a look at this:

>what are the specific aspect of the character in  the movie meet the fockers that   >what exercise is best for losing weight around the midriff   >what places does christian bale like to frequent   >what should you expect if you are being charged  for altering a prescription   >what success means to me_word limit 120-150 word_   >where do people get free movie tickets   >where to find sneak previews for movies   >where was the movie matinee with john goodman filmed   >who in the world is christian sauve   >who is the jellyman fforde   >who were the actors who played in the movie made in kanata   >who is the stupidest titan from age of mythology   >why is ending of the movie dances with wolves the  reverse of the book   

 

Elsewhere in the web logs, I see the following gem:

>is sauve as good as the name brands  

Accept no substitutes!

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – July 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, July 2007 Total Visitors: 10,071   Total Pageviews: 18,683   (Corrected Total: 12,336) Total Hits: 22,187   Total Bytes Transferred: 406.9MB   Average Visitors Per Day: 324.87   Average Pageviews Per Day: 602.67   (Corrected Average: 397.9) Average Hits Per Day: 715.7   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably lower than last month, which I blame on global warming.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                                 492 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm               337 /reviews/2002/books02f.htm                  297 /reviews/2005/reviews-2005-09september.html 199 /francais/index.html                        181 /about.html                                 146 /reviews.html                               139 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm                  133 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm         122 /ctact.html                                 121 

Old reviews are popping up again. (There’s no accounting for taste.)

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  6063 (6885) Explorer|6  1380 (2155) msnbot|1     617 (722) Explorer|7   426 (682) Opera|9      322 (359) 

Little change here.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search            585 (988) www.google.ca/search         169 (253) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light  80 (63) google.co.uk/search           62 (91) google.com.au/search          33 (44) 

Little change here either. Summer equals less people on the web.

No new interesting links seen this month.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

A bunch of spam came through the mailbox this month. Once that’s removed, we’re left with…

 

1. "S", from Los Angeles, reads my L.A. travelogue and is kind enough to send the following:

As a native Angeleno, I must tell you that I enjoyed your commentary on this, my fair city, Los Angeles, immensely–very funny! It was interesting seeing my city through "fresh eyes" as it were. I also appreciated your comments and insights. They are actually opinions shared by many of us natives. There is an unmentionable, yet self-evident, class system built into our city life. As an inner city teacher, I see it everyday. Speaking of which, I was very glad to read that you survived your South Central adventure (I’m sorry but I had a little chuckle at your expense)–good thing you stopped at Vernon.

On your next visit may I suggest bringing along your social anthopologist hat and "keeping it real" by checking out the highlights of cultural diversity in our city: 1) Dim Sum in Chinatown, 2) The Japanese American Museum in Little Tokyo, 3) The Plaza at Alvaro Street, and 4) the M&M Soul Food restaurant on King Blvd in the heart of a more realistic LA. Yeah–the real LA isn’t all that pretty. Really very few of us can keep up with the "Brenda and Brandon Walsh" BH types. But at any rate–the real LA is way more interesting!

Excellent recommendations, "S". I’ll keep it all in mind the next time I’m in your fair city.

 

2. A police officer read my formerly-skeptical review of Frank Camper’s Merc and sent along the following (which I’m selectively [redacting]):

I attended two of Frank Campers’ Merc School sessions [...] while employed as a Tactical Officer for a [...] Police Department. This Mr. Camper did, and with better insight to utilize military tactics in a light discretionary warfare situations which was perfect for dealing with armed gangs. I developed a different approach to open areas with large drug sales and it was highly successful. My Tactical Team was in high demand. We smashed several large groups dealing drugs from several locations in unincorported areas [...] The felony arrests went up. By attending this school, however, didn’t mean I wasn’t scrutinized by Federal, State, or local Law Enforcement, or by my own Department. But the arrests following my attendance at the Merc School increased by using those tatics Frank taught. [...]

What’s interesting about this is that not only does it reinforce my current belief that Frank Camper is exactly who he claims to be in his sometimes-too-good-to-be-true autobiography, it also highlights that Frank Camper’s camps actually did good things for police enforcement in the US. Not bad!

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

 >sneak preview movie tickets  11 >advance screenings           11 >movie sneak previews         10 >free movie tickets           10 >free movie premiere tickets  9 >franoise yip nude            9 >free movie preview tickets   7 >being canadian               6 >christian sauve              6 >solaris explanation          6 

No surprises here. Free movie tickets make the world go round.

 

Elsewhere in the web logs, I see the following gems:

>how to overcome being bored as a christian 

Heh.

 

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – June 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, June 2007 Total Visitors: 12,057   Total Pageviews: 21,812   (Corrected Total: 12,895) Total Hits: 25,591   Total Bytes Transferred: 482.2MB   Average Visitors Per Day: 401.9   Average Pageviews Per Day: 727.06   (Corrected Average: 429.9) Average Hits Per Day: 853.03   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably higher than last month.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                                  547 /reviews/2005/reviews-2005-09september.html  457 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm                435 /reviews/2002/books02f.htm                   306 /reviews.html                                180 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm          151 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm                   143 /about.html                                  128 /ctact.html                                  128 /texts/being-canadian.htm                    114 

Not sure why my old reviews are showing but, but who am I to argue with popular taste?

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  6885 (5019) Explorer|6  2155 (1930) msnbot|1     722 (686) Explorer|7   682 (815) Opera|9      359 (510) 

Little change here.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search           988 (1234) www.google.ca/search        253 (291) google.co.uk/search          91 (116) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light 63 (83) google.com.au/search         44 (59) 

Little change here either. Aren’t people getting tired of the Wikipedia link?

No new interesting links seen this month. Oh, a forum reposted a link to my "Free Movies" essay, but I was looking for interesting links.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

A bunch of spam came through the mailbox this month. Once that’s removed, we’re left with…

 

1. An independent movie director asking:

Would you be interested in receiving a review screener of [Movie] ?

No. See my review section’s Frequently Asked Question 7 for the explanation.

 

2. Some more spam sent by someone who hasn’t read FAQ 7:

[Novel Title] takes a look into the future. The Author has attempted to incorporate a scenerio, like the world has never seen. Most science fiction books/films focus on aliens or creatures from other planets. What if the force, we were compelled to fight; was a force of nature we needed for survival on Earth ? The Author was compelled to rely on technology, as are most people in the world. But could this problem really happen? Just looking at the most recent planetary/climate warming news, who knows? [Novel Title] is an Inspirational/Spiritual Science Fiction novel, and the Author hopes the book touches everyone in a special way.

Uh-huh.

"touches everyone in a special way"… too easy…

(I was actually going to wisecrack about this being "PublishAmerica SF at its finest", but a look at the novel title via Google tells me that this is indeed a PublishAmerica title. All hail the scum-suckers of the publishing world!)

 

3. An anonymous student writes…

thanks for the calculating god book review, im using it for my grade 11 summative because i have to read the book and state what other critics wrote, gj your site is cool

You, young person, are my hero of the month. From my web logs, I know that my reviews are "inspiring" (to various degrees) a lot of high-school essays. But you actually wrote to tell me so, and that makes me happy.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

Here are our top-ten queries:

 >christian sauve           16 >free movie tickets        14 >free movie screenings     14 >roderick thorp            11 >being canadian            11 >solaris explanation       11 >movie sneak previews      11 >movie sneak preview        9 >free movie preview tickets 9 >solaris ending             8 

No surprises here. You’d think that after five years, people would actually understand SOLARIS.

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – May 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, May 2007 Total Visitors: 10,382   Total Pageviews: 21,183   (Corrected Total: 11,701) Total Hits: 23,876   Total Bytes Transferred: 415.1MB   Average Visitors Per Day: 334.9   Average Pageviews Per Day: 683.32   (Corrected Average: 377.5) Average Hits Per Day: 770.19   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably higher than last month.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                          542 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm        332 /reviews/2002/books02f.htm           254 /reviews.html                        174 /about.html                          147 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm       144 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm           134 /reviews/2005/reviews-2005-09september.html 131 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm  126 /ctact.html                          120 

I continue to repudiate the old reviews that show up here for little reason.

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  5019 (4829) Explorer|6  1930 (1696) Explorer|7  815 (867) msnbot|1    686 (678) Opera|9     510 (266) 

No change here.

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search          1234 (1105) www.google.ca/search        291 (297) google.co.uk/search         116 (140) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light 83 (53) google.com.au/search         59 (52) 

No change here either. The Wikipedia link continues to embarass me.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

Aside from a surprising number of personal messages from friends and one lone piece of "visit my site pleaaase" spam…

 

1. After reading my explanation of SOLARIS, an anonymous visitor writes:

Good job – We just watched it. I’m too much of a literalist for movies like this and in some kind of sick way, that means I’m like Gordon. I have to understand it! Alas, I don’t "get it." Thanks for the blog though!

Glad to help.

 

2. Coming from my long-neglected List of 100 good films, an Indian correspondant asks…

hi this is karthi from india, ur top rating is nice and helpfull fr me. i’m an asst.director in indian feautre films i want more lists of love and romance film list.if u don’t mind mail me that requesy filmlist

Building a list of ten recent romantic films I enjoyed was a bit of an exercise (hey, I’m a guy), but I finally manager to scrape together the following:

HITCH (USA, 2005)
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (UK, 2005)
BRIDE AND PREJUDICE (UK/India, 2004)
LES AIMANTS (LOVE AND MAGNETS, Canada, 2004)
LOVE ACTUALLY (UK, 2003)
DOWN WITH LOVE (USA, 2003)
BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY (UK, 2001)
LE FABULEUX DESTIN D’AMELIE POULAIN (AMELIE, France, 2001)
MOULIN ROUGE (USA, 2001)
SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE (UK, 1998)

Notice the heavy proportion of non-USA films? Hmmm…

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

(This being the section in which we take a look at the search engine queries used by various visitors to find christian-sauve.com)

Here are our top-ten queries:

 >solaris explained             22 >christian sauve               15 >solaris explanation           14 >stomach shrinkage             14 >advance screenings            13 >free movie screenings         13 >free movie tickets            11 >movie sneak previews          10 >solaris movie explanation      9 >how to get free movie tickets  7 

The list is, er, depressingly familiar. Lose weight, see free movies and have SOLARIS explained to you. Just another month on christian-sauve.com!

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.

 

Web Site Report – April 2007

Ready for another look at the hum-drum routine of an obscure web site? Here are the monthly highlights for christian-sauve.com:

 

1. Mmm. Numbers…

My prickly "Urchin" web stats engine tells me that…

Report for: christian-sauve.com, April 2007 Total Visitors: 9,608   Total Pageviews: 20,186   (Corrected Total: 9,989) Total Hits: 25,304   Total Bytes Transferred: 440.5MB   Average Visitors Per Day: 320.26   Average Pageviews Per Day: 672.86   (Corrected Average: 333.0) Average Hits Per Day: 843.46   

The "corrected" numbers take out the CSS, robots.txt, PDFs, mis-filed graphic files (ICO, GIF, JPG) and other non-public files mistakenly considered "pages" by the statistics pre-digestion engine. All numbers are noticeably lower than last month, which I blame on society.

Our top ten most popular pages are:

 /index.html                         527 /texts/free-movie-tickets.htm       359 /about.html                         178 /texts/solaris-explanation.htm      144 /reviews.html                       141 /texts/worldcon-2004-noreascon4.htm 140 /reviews/2002/books02f.htm          128 /reviews/1997/books97b.htm          117 /reviews/1996/books96b.htm          95 /francais/index.html                82 

I continue to repudiate the old reviews that show up here for little reason.

If you care about such things, (and who would not?), here’s a look at browser statistics for the month (by visitors, last month’s results in parentheses):

 Netscape|6  4829 (4944) Explorer|6  1696 (1639) Explorer|7  867 (814) msnbot|1    678 (803) Opera|9     266 (New) 

Little change here. Hello, Opera|9 users!

 

2. Where do these people come from?

Our top five sources of referrals (in visitors) were

 google.com/search          1105 (1091) www.google.ca/search        297 (370) google.co.uk/search         140 (100) wikipedia.org/wiki/Arc_Light 53 (72) google.com.au/search         52 (New) 

Little changes from last month. I’m still amused at how much traffic Wikipedia sends my way regarding a little-known thriller.

 

3. Ohh! Visitor comments!

A little bit of spam, personal messages and…

1. After reading my 2001 trip to New York, an anonymous visitor adds:

J’ai lu sur ton voyage a New York. Je suis alle moi meme a New York deux fois en 2005 et en 2006 et j’y retourne dans 2 semaines…mais je te le jure si tu pense que c’est cher la-bas as-tu deja visiter l’Europe? Plus particulierement le Royaume-Uni? La c’est cher!!! New York c’est rien a comparer!!

Shorter translation:

If you think New York is expensive, it’s nothing compared to Europe!

My answer:

Yes.

 

4. Search Queries Oddities

(This being the section in which we take a look at the search engine queries used by various visitors to find christian-sauve.com)

Here are our top-ten queries:

 >solaris explanation      20 >solaris explained        16 >being canadian           15 >advance screenings       14 >free movie screenings    14 >christian sauve          11 >free movie tickets       11 >movie sneak previews     11 >solaris ending           11 >advanced movie screenings 6 

Now there’s humility for you: Three essays (about free movie tickets, explaining the Solaris movie and being canadian) account for nine out of the ten top search queries here.

 

Until next time, my name is Christian Sauvé and I remain… obsessed by web statistics.