Moviegoing 1998!
1999, Christian Sauvé
- INTRODUCTION: Well...
- THE TOP TEN LIST: A must for every end-of-year retrospective...
- OTHER WORTHWHILE MENTIONS: Definitely worth a rental
- PLAY THE LOTTERY!: You might like them, or you might not.
- DON'T RENT UNLESS...: The 1998 movies to avoid.
- A QUICK GUIDE TO OTTAWA-AREA THEATRES: For once, some regional content.
0. INTRODUCTION
I stared at my end-of-year list and couldn't quite believe it.
Forty-six movies!
Understand that I do not consider myself a cinephile. I essentially never went to the movies during high school. My parents brought me to see E.T. in 1983, and the next film I saw in theatres after that was STAR TREK 6: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY... in 1991. I did see JURASSIC PARK on my last day of high school. That was in 1993, and it wasn't a common occurrence.
Then, sometime during my university years, I began to go to the movies. Again. And again.
And so we come to 1998, and in my year-end tally, I saw... forty-six movies. Incredible.
Like most wannabee movie critics with too much time on their hands, I find myself uncontrollably eager to do a top ten list. Given that I've already spent too much time discoursing on the Summer Movies of 1998 already, I'll try to keep this short.
1. THE TOP TEN LIST
Everyone and his dog is making top ten lists nowadays. Here's mine, in rough order of preference:
1. DARK CITY
Ah, the power of a well-done science-fiction film... Barely literate by written SF's standard, but much better than the usual SF movies, DARK CITY is a mesmerizing exploration of human identity-through-memory, boosted by a superb visual style and some offbeat acting. My only big complaint about the movie is the god-awful voice-over at the beginning, which gives out much information too soon; use your remote's mute button. A powerful mortal-against-the-gods story, DARK CITY is, hands-down, my favorite movie of the year.
2. SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE
I'm not normally a guy who enjoys romantic comedies, but when it's as cleverly done as in SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, it's really hard to resist. A perfect mixture of honest romance and raucous humor (of both the lowbrow and highbrow variety), this movie is a winner from start to finish. Spot the anachronisms, be carried away by the romance, learn a bit about Elizabethan times, be impressed by Queen Elizabeth and feel the power of the theatre: See SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE as soon as possible!
3. THE MASK OF ZORRO
We needed that film. At a time where too many action movies rely on high-tech gadgets and machinery, it was a welcome relief to see the return of the classical swashbuckler, Zorro himself! A rare blend of wonderful action, romance and comedy, THE MASK OF ZORRO is how summer blockbusters should be. I was surprised to find out that I wanted even more of that stuff.
4. PLEASANTVILLE
An overlooked gem of a film, this powerful fable makes perfect usage of cinematographic tricks to tell a story that wouldn't have been nearly as good on any other medium. That the message is positive without being simplistic is even better. I have smallish issues with the script, but I though it was a great movie. Rent it along with THE TRUMAN SHOW.
5. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
Sure, this movie was overrated. Sure, the script isn't as good as it could have been. Sure, it's a conventional war movie sandwiched between two spectacular battle scenes themselves sandwiched between two ineffectual present-day vignettes. But still; what an extraordinary movie! I have a fondness for so-called "docu-fiction", and I think that SAVING PRIVATE RYAN will endure as a memorial to the sacrifices of World War II. It deserves it.
6. ANTZ / A BUG'S LIFE
Unlike many critics, I refuse to name an overall "winner" between these two films. They're so good that at any other time, both would have been great movies; why should they be diminished by proximity? In any case, ANTZ is more adult and meaningful, but A BUG'S LIFE perhaps more strictly enjoyable. See them both.
8. BLADE
Oh, come on... every critic is entitled to a weird choice. Plus, few people will argue that BLADE is the coolest B+ movie of the year. It's got a kick-butt hero, big weapons, dramatic showdowns, quotable lines and the most exciting character intro of the year. It's not what one would call a good film, but it's certainly entertaining.
[If anyone argues, I'd be willing to replace BLADE by A SIMPLE PLAN, finally seen in early February 1999.]
9. THE TRUMAN SHOW
Not as good as it might have been, or even as some critics wanted it to be, THE TRUMAN SHOW is nevertheless a cleverly-crafted, thought-provoking motion picture about keeping your humanity amidst media omnipresence. Jim Carrey turns in a good performance, some of the script is clever, the morals aren't cumbersome and it's fairly original. On the other hand, it loses a lot of steam by the end of the movie, though the final line brought back this movie in my Top Ten.
10. OUT OF SIGHT
I was curiously underwhelmed when I came out of the theatre after seeing OUT OF SIGHT. I was a wonderful movie, but I felt somehow disappointed by this non-spectacular, simple love/crime story. But on the other hand, it was one of the best scripts I had seen in a while, and both lead actors turned in memorable performance (not to mention the excellent editing). Several months later, I find myself holding a more favorable opinion of OUT OF SIGHT than many of the other 1998 movies. So that's why it's included in this top ten list. It might even be better on video.
2. OTHER WORTHWHILE MENTIONS
Chances are that ten recommended movies won't last you forever in video stores. Let's see about other worthwhile choices, in no particular order...
- ENEMY OF THE STATE is a good conspiracy thriller. Likable acting by Will Smith and Gene Hackman, a few action sequences. Manic paranoia and more than a few logical problems, but it seems to work with some people.
- RUSH HOUR is the best buddy-cop movie you already haven't seen. Plays by the rules, benefits from toned-down performances by Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Formulaic, but works.
- ARMAGEDDON is perhaps the ultimate thrill-ride movie. Perhaps even too much; the movie is numbing on the big screen. Stooopid script, but whoa, does it moves!
- I still can't recommend THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY without feeling faintly guilty, but many people liked it and I did laugh a lot. Just be prepared for shock tactics.
- THE BIG LEBOWSKI is a comedy that almost unexplainable to anyone who hasn't seen the movie, and even then chances are that many just won't "get it". Those who do, however, are in for a treat.
- I've already confessed to an undying admiration for Jackie Chan, so don't be surprised to find MR NICE GUY here despite its rather offensive sexism, the usual bad script and the sophomoric humor. Very nicely paced, good action.
- THE NEGOTIATOR is a terrific movie with exceptional lead actor that's hampered by a weak ending and an even weaker beginning. But when it gets going, it really gets going.
- I'm a big fan of the historical character, so ELIZABETH struck a nerve. Despite a sometime-confusing script, humorless dialogue and loose interpretation of history, this movie succeeds where it counts; Elizabeth.
- THE BIG HIT annoyed a lot of people, and I can't deny that it's not a great movie by any mean. But it was fun at the time: a Hong-Kong inspired American actioneer that doesn't takes itself seriously.
- BASEKETBALL is hilarious. One of the few successful spoof comedies in recent memory, I just can't understand why this didn't reach its audience. Certainly underrated. Try it.
3. PLAY THE LOTTERY!
Average movies: Pro versus cons.
- LOST IN SPACE: Fun, Special effects, Heather Graham and Mimi Rogers VERSUS incredibly moronic script, boring third act, "Blarp" the animated horror.
- DEEP IMPACT: "Serious" asteroid movie, better-than-average science, VFX VERSUS bad script, manipulative drama, unlikable characters, stupid ideas.
- GODZILLA: Great Special Effects, Jean Reno, a lot of fun VERSUS unimaginably bad dialogue, flat direction, brain-dead story.
- LETHAL WEAPON 4: Car chase, fun reacquaintance with familiar characters VERSUS long stretches, excessive cuteness, Joe Pesci.
- DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS: Fun characters, better-than-average ending VERSUS stock situations, campus comedy target audience, boring girlfriend character.
- RONIN: Fantastic car chases, gritty attitude, good actors VERSUS frustrating script, setups that don't pay off, inconsistent characters.
- VAMPIRES: James Woods, opening and closing sequences, premise VERSUS disturbing sexism, a long and empty middle third, repetitive script.
- THE SIEGE: Mature look at terrorism, some good scenes, Denzel Washington VERSUS sketchy characters, increasing silliness, Annette Benning's hair.
- FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS: First ten minutes, wacky direction, humor, narration VERSUS increasing unpleasantness, disturbingly high drug usage.
- NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY: Great dance music, some funny scenes, Cliff Munroe VERSUS pathetic and unfunny characters, slight script, bad lead actors.
- TAXI: Fantastic stunts, car chases and gunfights, sympathetic characters VERSUS juvenile script, matter-of-fact drug usage, French social attitudes
- STAR TREK 9: Decent special effects, decent pacing, funny scenes VERSUS insider-winks, flat directing, insufferable philosophing and technobabble.
- THE FACULTY: Fun high-school film, some genre in-jokes VERSUS out-of-nowhere surprises, not as clever as it thinks it is.
- ZERO EFFECT: Superb beginning, wonderful protagonist VERSUS more conventional development and ending, inconsistent characters
4. DON'T RENT UNLESS...
I know nobody will listen to me when I say to avoid the following movies, but don't rent...
- ...BLUES BROTHERS 2000 unless you want to destroy your opinion of the first great movie, you like to see a compilation of badly-shot music videos or you agree with Dan Aykroyd's belief in the paranormal and his writing abilities.
- ...THE SPANISH PRISONER unless you enjoy pretentious movies that hold together on the flimsiest set of coincidences, you like repetitive dialogue and are unwilling to think about a movie's coherence afterward.
- ...THE X-FILES unless you're already a confirmed fan of the TV series that can tolerate the endless plotholes, stooopid science, fruitless teasing and generally unhealthy promotion of crazed conspiracy theories.
- ...SMALL SOLDIERS unless you like the general idea of a children movie in which toys try to kill people, you enjoy the marketing hype or you like a script in which nothing original happens.
- ...SNAKE EYES unless you celebrate the ancient Greek concept of "deus ex machina", you shut it off after fifteen minutes or you want to see the interior of the Montreal Forum one last time.
- ...CUBE unless you really enjoy downer endings, you want to see what a writer can do with one set and seven actors or feel that decent men can turn into homicidal maniacs in five seconds.
- ...KNOCK-OFF unless you like Jean-Claude Van-Damme, you want to study the worst possible ways to film action scenes, you want a bad movie to see with a bunch of drunken friends or you want to recalibrate "so bad it's good".
- ...WHAT DREAMS MAY COME unless you think that padding a half-hour Twilight Zone episode over 100 minutes is a good idea, you enjoy unfathomable bad pop psychology or believe that you really do have a "soulmate".
- ...SOLDIER unless you idea of jolly good fun is to be dragged under a car for a few miles and repeatedly poked in the genitals with sharp sticks or if you think that director Paul Anderson has an IQ higher than 70.
- ...VERY BAD THINGS unless you think that killing a stripper, killing a security guard, dismembering them, burying them in a desert and then kill most of your friends are Really Hilarious Situations!!
5. A QUICK GUIDE TO OTTAWA-AREA THEATRES
The Ottawa area is a pretty decent place to see movies. Sixteen theatres (two of those on the Quebec side of the border, two chain discount theatres, one independent discount theatre and one independent "art house"), nearly a hundred screens... chances are that most movies, even the less successful, are shown somewhere around here. The quality of the moviegoing experience is generally pretty good too: I have never encountered severe projection mishaps and patrons are generally well-behaved, with seldom a rude patron in earshot.
(Kanata, Bytown, St-Laurent, Sommerset, Cinema 9 and Westgate Cinemas are not included in the following reviews. Also; keep in mind that I work in downtown Ottawa, but live in Rockland, forty kilometres east.)
- Orleans (Cineplex Odeon): My "neighbourhood" theatre—or at least the closest, even at twenty kilometers away. Your basic six-screen multiplex. Nothing extraordinary, nothing truly awful either. Makes a great baseline for judging other theatres.
- Gloucester (Famous Player): Nice cinema. Great seat, good legroom, really good sound—especially the "Paradise" screen.
- South Keys (Cineplex Odeon): A new, twelve-screen googolplex. Great sound (SAVING PRIVATE RYAN was a stunning experience), great seating (ample legroom, for one thing), no surcharge and good screens make this the cinema I select for the really big, impressive movies. Plus, they've got matinees! A bit far, but not that far...
- Vanier (Cineplex Odeon): Old theatre, lousy sound, basic seating... but it's a second-run theatre. Located in a poor neighborhood, the audience can be quite rowdy. The service is nevertheless pretty good, and it's the place to go to catch that slightly-old movie you missed when it came out. On Tuesday, it's 2.75$ Canadian per movie...
- Rideau Center (Famous Players): Unexceptional seating or atmosphere, but it's downtown and it offers afternoon showings.
- Mayfair (Independent): I just love this theatre. Average sound, but the seating is good and their basic concept is great: They're an independent second-run house that presents two films for the price of one. Their film selection usually shows flair by pairing appropriate double features, and their extended schedule lets you plan a few weeks in advance. The only theatre where I make a point to buy from the concession stand. Ottawa moviegoers; go there.
- World Exchange (Cineplex Odeon): Can be either the best or worst cinema, depending on which screen you get. Screen 2 is good, 1 and 5 are fair, but get 3 or 4 and be prepared to watch a big-screen TV. Still, they have six screens and a very decent selection of upscale, harder-to-see movies. Plus, they're two blocks away from where I work and they offer daily matinees.
- Capitol Square (Famous Players): The only distinguishing features of this theatre are that it's downtown and it sports high-back seating. Problem being; these seats' headrests are in vinyl. Yes; ewww, vinyl... Nevertheless, good sound and otherwise decent theatre.
- Coliseum (Famous Players): The newest, biggest googolplex in the area. Great sound, great stadium-style seating, great screen, but the sheer commercialism of the place (1$ surcharge! Overpriced restaurants! Overpriced Arcades! Oh, and movies too...) makes me sick. See below for my bad experience with the Coliseum... but it's fair to say that given its location (faaar away) and the upcoming availability of an even newer googolplex at Gloucester, I'm not going back there anytime soon.
- Les Promenades (Famous Players): Hands-down the most pitiful theatre of the Ottawa area. Shoebox theatres, lousy sound, even lousier seating... I only go there to see French-language movies unavailable anywhere else.
And that was the year that was. Hopefully, 1999 will be better.