Reviews

  • Kid Glove Killer (1942)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) Short, unassuming but very entertaining, Kid Glove Killer features Van Heflin in a rather unusual role—that of a forensic police investigator, going through crime scene evidence to uncover proof of malfeasance. Kind of a WW2-era CSI pilot, the film uses it slim 74 minutes running time to its densest extent, balancing a murder mystery, city-wide corruption, procedural details of an investigation, a romantic triangle and even the tension of having the murderer close to the investigators in many different ways. Lean and efficient, Kid Glove Killer is also quite a bit of fun—Heflin is at his most likable here as a nerdish but determined investigator, while Marsha Hunt is eye-catching as his flirtatious assistant. (Of all the outdated expressions of classic Hollywood, few get as reliable a grin from me as “Match me?”)  I quite liked it, and it pairs very well with Heflin’s quasi-contemporary and equally-concise murder mystery Grand Central Murder.

  • The Blue Max (1966)

    (On TV, March 2022) You may wonder why a mid-1960s film about World War I airplane pilots would go on the German side to find its protagonist, and the answer is obvious: he’s not meant to be a likable character. Adapted from a novel showing the transition to a harsher model of war, The Blue Max features George Peppard in the lead role, an egocentric pilot aiming for public recognition. His quest to achieve twenty kills even as he progressively alienates everyone around him becomes the dramatic arc of the film on which the (admittedly more impressive) flying sequences are arranged. You don’t have to watch The Blue Max for its serviceable plot—but if you’re even the least interested in World War I’s aerial front, this film becomes a must-see. The filmmakers were able to capture some captivating footage of mock combat, as well as other impressive stunts, such as a plane flying low between the trusses of a bridge. It’s quite amazing in colour cinematography, especially if you have a clear memory of previous black-and-white efforts such as Wings or Hell’s Angels. The Blue Max is a long sit at 156 minutes, but it goes by much faster once the action moves into the air. The back-projection special effects have not aged well, but the footage in-between them is still a wonder to watch. James Mason and Ursula Andress are interesting in supporting roles, while The Red Baron makes an appearance as a supporting character. In the wider continuity of war movies, The Blue Max certainly feels like a mid-1960s film—still very much an adventure spectacle, but slowly inching toward the war-is-hell post-1970s mentality in sync with its own themes. It’s still very much worth a look today for its aerial footage.

  • Who Farted? (2019)

    (On TV, March 2022) I’m not going to cry bait-and-switch considering that “climate change” is part of the film’s promotional material, but if you’re watching Who Farted? for its title and classification as a documentary, do understand that you’re not going to get an all-flatulent all-comic 90 minutes. It takes five minutes for writer-director-star Albert Nerenberg to take the first of the film’s wild tonal swerves from comedy to dour pessimism: As a classroom listens to a presentation of the science of farting, the question of methane emissions from cow farts gets brought up and announces the film’s main focus on global warming. While Who Farted? has amusing episodes (about the social shaming of farting, the intimacy of couples farting in each other’s presence, the legacy of Le Petomane, the annual Festival of Farts, and the vulgarity of flatulence reminding us of our animal natures), the majority of the film ends up being about global warming—and not the fun sort of global warming discussion: the kind of documentary that gives a segment to someone seriously claiming that humanity will be extinct by 2027, maybe 2026. There are striking images along the way: Nerenberg himself cuts a memorable figure in his omnipresent suit, especially as he walks through flooded streets. My own Gatineau hometown gets a few moments of the film as it examines the aftermath of the 2018 tornadoes that destroyed one of the city’s neighbourhoods. But Who Farted? becomes steadily disconnected from its own starting point as it goes on. Cow farting is revealed to be a smaller source of methane gas than cow burping (now there’s a scoop for you), but then again agriculture is dwarfed by the emissions of the world’s most polluting corporations—an idea almost immediately abandoned in favour of more flatulent material. It’s enough to make you wonder what was the point of the documentary—as if the initial premise that got funding for the film went awry as more facts were uncovered, and all was left was the original pitch even if it didn’t make sense anymore. The result has to be one of the most disappointing documentaries I’ve seen so far on the otherwise solid Documentary Channel: it’s an unstructured, undisciplined mess that feels as if it salvages something out of two grab-bags of unrelated material. The cinematography has its moments (especially through its use of drone cameras) and I like Nerenberg’s presence as a host, but this doesn’t compare favourably to his previous You Are What You Act. There are probably two better movies in Who Farted?, but right now they’re strangling each other to a disappointment.

  • True to the Game 3 (2021)

    (On TV, March 2022) If you had told me, right after watching the first True to the Game film, that I would be looking forward to a third instalment’s BET channel TV premiere, I would have called you craaazy. Just re-read my review to understand why. Heck, I had trouble bringing myself to watching the sequel. But True to the Game 2 was a significant step up—abandoning the more irritating elements of the first film and focusing on a more engaging storyline of a woman being stalked for past transgressions. I was looking forward to this third instalment… and was disappointed to find out that it went back to the first film in more ways than one. Resurrecting a character whose death was the point of the first film was the first problem—having the action move back to Philadelphia is a second issue and re-glorifying crime is the final straw. Taking a wholesale liquidation approach to its plotting, this concluding instalment gets back to the first film’s weird ambivalence toward illicit activities—sure, there’s violence and death of about half of the main cast, but it’s all papered over by characters who don’t really think as if they’re criminals, and point at far worse criminals as justification for their acts. (It’s also all about money as motivation, which doesn’t exactly ennoble anyone either.)  The series heroine once again feels overshadowed by the male lead (another problem that the second instalment had resolved), and the cinematography is far less distinctive as well. Executed with a low budget, True to the Game 3’s execution is nothing special: Director David Wolfgang doesn’t do much with what he has. Erica Peeples is bland, and few actors distinguish themselves—the obvious exception being veteran Starletta DuPois as “Gah-Git.”  What a disappointment—failing to capitalize on the gains made during the second instalment of the series, True to the Game 3 remains better than the first film, but that’s not saying much.

  • Perfect Strangers aka Vacation from Marriage (1945)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) If you’re going to talk about 1945 British romantic dramas, it’s almost mandatory to pit David Lean’s Brief Encounter against Alexander Korda’s Perfect Strangers, and the mat-up is more provocative than simply matching up date sand genres:  While Lean’s film is about two strangers having a passionate but doomed affair, this one is about a married couple rediscovering themselves after a long period apart. Needless to say, I like the upbeat Perfect Strangers a lot more than the dour Brief Encounter. In this film, we spend time with a dull married couple that is broken apart by World War II and reunites three years later, confronting their growth during that time and wondering if they are still good matches for each other. It’s not a bad premise, and it does help to have such likable actors as Robert Donat and Deborah Kerr in the lead roles. The film’s symbolism isn’t particularly subtle (in keeping with Korda’s propagandist specialty), but there’s a pleasant uplifting trajectory to the film’s romantic arc that makes it compelling: who doesn’t enjoy watching two likable characters fall in love with each other for a second time? A further attraction is that the film does offer a glimpse (exaggerated, but still) at a real issue that did face married couples reuniting after years of character-changing military service for at least one of them, including the destruction of their physical surroundings. I won’t try to overhype Perfect Strangers—it’s not that exciting, and its laborious development makes it 93-minute duration feel a bit longer. But it’s rather sweet in the aftermath of a traumatic experience, and that makes quite a difference.

  • Frágiles [Fragile] (2005)

    (In French, On Cable TV, March 2022) There’s not a whole lot worth commenting in hospital-set ghost story Frágiles—aside from seeing Calista Flockhart in an uncharacteristic genre role as a nurse discovering her run-down hospital’s dark past. (It remains, as of 2022, the last film in once-famous Flockhart’s filmography.)  Much of the story runs along familiar lines for a ghost story—a terrible curse, then the power of love conquering everything. It’s watchable without being particularly memorable, with even the promising setting being underused for effect. Much of Frágiles feels on autopilot, and the ending, while more heart-warming than other films in a similar genre, is underwhelming as well. See it if you must, but while it’s better than many other horror films, there are plenty of better picks out there.

  • Secrets (2017)

    (On TV, March 2022) I am addicted to low-budget movies aired on BET channel. Don’t send help—I’m really enjoying it. Writer-director Juwan Lee’s Secrets is almost exactly what I was expecting when I sat down to watch it—a trashy thriller featuring an attractive all-black cast, filled with low-budget shortcuts, nonsensical staging and dumbfounding plotting. Here’s the thing, though:  It’s fun, fun, fuuun. Often preposterous, sometimes unintentionally funny, and almost always entertaining for a variety of reasons. Our protagonist is a successful architect who can’t help but go from one affair to another despite a comfortable married life and a smoke-show of a wife (Denyce Lawton). Trouble strikes when a new colleague joins the firm where he’s working, and his life starts falling apart: mysterious threatening messages, an all-consuming new affair, and so on. It gets wild by the third act hits, with ludicrous plot development badly introduced and disconnected events that don’t reinforce the film’s central theme. (Just wait until the film finally drops who’s been sending the threatening messages.)  Secrets is really not a good movie: the writing is blunt, the DNA-through-blood-type science is terrible, the backstory timelines make no sense, the structure is weak (all the way to abruptly changing viewpoint character for one or two scenes, after an opening narrated by the male lead), the wrap-up lets the underdeveloped femme fatale go free and the lead character unpunished for his transgressions and the staging is so inept as to make absolutely no sense—check out that scene in which the wife is picked up in front of the house and ask yourself who, in real life, would be positioned like that. But that’s the charm of those BET channel movies—they’re lively in ways that slicker films are not. I was proud of myself for anticipating The Lingerie Scene thirty seconds in advance (BET movies can’t feature nudity, so they often go for the next best thing: an attractive actress in fancy lingerie… and I love it every single time) and the unintentional trashiness of the result is enough to keep anyone interested. Secrets is exactly what I wanted from a BET movie, and I look forward to many more such films. Keep doing what you’re doing, BET.

  • Maléfique (2002)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) While Maléfique doesn’t quite manage to bring all of its ideas together, it succeeds at presenting an interesting mix of horror elements in an unusual setting. After a perfunctory prologue setting up the occult carceral developments to come, Maléfique gets down to business, presenting four men locked in the same prison cell who discover a mysterious book hidden behind a loose brick. A book filled with mysterious incantations, possibly allowing them to escape through supernatural means. Of course, that’s not going to happen with a mere incantation and a snap of the fingers—blood sacrifice is required, and things quickly escalate within the claustrophobic walls of the cell. Director Éric Valette keeps things interesting despite working with a minimal set, with the actors gamely playing along. Maléfique is a small surprise—not a horror classic, but a competent B-movie with unusual thrills, a decently ironic conclusion and plenty of spooky occult material along the way. It becomes even better when it’s measured against so many monster-of-the-week horror films.

  • Easy to Love (1953)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) With a title like Easy to Love for such a middling musical, it’s irresistible to reply that it’s more like Easy to Like, right, right? A mid-career Esther Williams vehicle (notoriously filmed as she was pregnant, with choreographer Busby Berkeley reportedly not caring much about her safety), it’s very similar to her other aqua musicals—not necessarily a compliment given their generic nature. The standout moment of the film comes in its climactic sequence: a grandiose Berkeley number with waterski jumpers photographed in colour against a Floridian backdrop. Alas, the rest of the film isn’t as… easy to like. There are the usual romantic hijinks, set against the former Cypress Garden theme park and involving no less a romantic lead like Van Johnson (among three others). In Williams fashion, it’s watchable enough, but not particularly interesting until the final aquatic number. That number, on the other hand, is good for anthology reels (literally—it’s featured in That’s Entertainment II) so that’s reason enough to see Easy to Love right there.

  • What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael (2018)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) As a movie reviewer, I am legally obliged to burn a candle to patron saint Pauline Kael every year or so. I kid, but I have several of her books on my shelves, and her influence remains undeniable even decades after her death. While her approach may not seem all that novel today, it’s because she led the charge in democratizing movie reviewing, making it approachable to the masses in a way that feels right at home in today’s film criticism environment. What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael presents an overview of her life, from early formative experience (she saw first-run silent movies in theatres!) to her picking up a pen as a critic in her mid-thirties and then living an immersive life in film… even if it didn’t pay the bills. Fair amounts of Kael’s own writing feature in the film, giving a fair depiction of a writer in audiovisual format. The other thing that comes across is Kael’s own unpretentiousness, as she skewers films, receives comments (freeze-frame for a really fun letter from Gene Hackman) and reflects on her own life through interview footage. Clearly meant as a celebration of Kael rather than a warts-and-all critique, What She Said is nonetheless a good introduction or refresher to a significant figure in film criticism. It makes a decent case for her importance and gives viewers a peek at the words that made her so famous. It’s difficult to ask for more!

  • Cyrano de Bergerac (1950)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) The universal appeal of Cyrano de Bergerac is such that you can watch the various movie adaptations while ignoring the plot and focusing one a single aspect: is the lead actor having fun? Indeed, this 1950 version seems to let its star, noted Francophile José Ferrer, have about as much fun as he can, starting with the “how to insult me” showcase sequence. Ferrer has the panache and flourish required to play the role, which would become his signature and win him the Oscar, Tony, Emmy and Golden Globe for playing the character in different productions. He is, by far, the single best reason to watch Cyrano de Bergerac. Not that the rest is terrible, but that its execution is somewhat more ordinary, strongly influenced by the swashbuckler genre in addition to the romantic elements of the narrative. Ferrer alone elevates the result from fine to good. The rest is very much in-keeping with the tradition of the adaptations—you can then safely skip to Gérard Depardieu’s 1990 rendition, or Steve Martin’s reinvigorating 1987 take in Roxanne.

  • Les Salopes or The Naturally Wanton Pleasure of Skin aka Les salopes ou le sucre naturel de la peau (2018)

    (On TV, March 2022) Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A couple with an open marriage suddenly realizes that it doesn’t work anymore. Yeah… Carrying neither the freshest nor the most subversive premise around, erotic drama Les salopes nonetheless has its own appeal. Not strictly on a prurient level, mind you: while the film can’t resist executing its glum premise with a moderate amount of leering at couples having intimate relations in university offices, staircases and in front of high-rise windows, this is a film with more nakedness than nudity. The often-clinical nature of the film’s approach is bolstered early on with a potentially interesting idea about biological evidence of lust, but that concept peters out as quickly as the protagonist’s “open” marriage. Our protagonist, bravely played by Brigitte Poupart, uses scientific research as an overt excuse for affairs, but her lust for more partners opens up a can of trouble when she doesn’t stick by the rules of the open marriage and her partner storms off. Subplots include an older friend/fling who gets in trouble with a student whose boyfriend sets out to seduce the protagonist, a teenage daughter who takes after her mother’s interest in sex, oversexed retired moms, and a friend with her own problems with her ex and various lovers. For such a melodramatic narrative with so many raunchy moments, there’s an undeniable joylessness to the entire thing: Our protagonist accumulates affairs out of something like suburban boredom (a feeling apparently far more common in low-budget dramas than in real-life) and the film doesn’t have much to add once her marriage breaks up for real. One imagines that a potential sequel would see her pick up a few other hobbies. Les Salopes works better as a character study, but writer-director Renée Beaulieu only manages half a success here: while the film does feel more interesting for tackling its topic from a female point of view, the pointlessness of it all gets hard to ignore once the credits roll. I was half expecting a “P.S.: Monogamy is far less troublesome” PSA to pop up at the end.

  • Snowed Under (1936)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) I don’t care how many movies they’ve made about writers trying to shake off writer’s block by isolating themselves in a remote cabin and then being deluged by visitors—I will watch them all. While Snowed Under is too short (at 63 minutes!) to make as big of an impression as the numerous Seven Keys to Baldpate remakes, it’s a serviceable take on the premise. Here, the added wrinkle is that the writer’s editor doesn’t think he’ll get a complete play out of his isolated scribe, so he sends the playwright’s first ex-wife to expedite the process. She won’t be the only one there, though, as numerous characters also converge on an isolated (but expansive) cabin in the middle of a Midwestern winter. George Brent is bland in the lead role, but Genevieve Tobin does steal the show as his much smarter first ex-wife. There’s quite a cast of characters for such a short film, and while the duration prevents the film from building itself up, it also means that it’s over so soon that we can only hunger for just a bit more. Snowed Under is pleasant—well worth viewing on a cold winter night even if the film’s snow effects (or overall conception of winter) are laughably fake.

  • Late Night (2019)

    (In French, On TV, March 2022) Add Late Night to the list of films I somehow missed the first time around. The oversight is all the more curious considering that I’m something of a Mindy Kaling fan—a film in which she plays the newest employee of a late-night show host played by Emma Thompson should have triggered my radar earlier. But that’s what scouring TV listings is for! While the film doesn’t break any new ground in depicting how an out-of-touch celebrity host is gradually brought back to relevance by a plucky junior confidante, it’s a well-executed dramatic comedy that makes good use of both Kaling and Thompson’s abilities. There’s some fun in peeking inside the world of late-night show comedy writers (with Seth Meyers making an appearance as himself), especially at a moment where comedy celebrities aren’t untouchable. The script, penned by Kaling herself, is clever and funny, solidly built and executed rather well by veteran director Nisha Ganatra. It might have slipped underneath the notice of many, but Late Night is a pleasant watch, perhaps a bit too restrained for its own good, but primarily concerned with delivering a nicely wrapped package rather than aiming for the throat.

  • Ashgrove (2021)

    (On Cable TV, March 2022) As someone who’s been reading, watching, reviewing and writing Science Fiction for decades, I tend to be a bit harsher on genre work, even when it’s a low-budget Canadian effort. One of the characteristics of SF is that it does offer more avenues to criticize—and ways to fail. Compared to a work of mimetic realism, SF makes choices about the world in which it takes place, and those choices are fair fodder for criticism when they affect themes or plotting. So, when I tackle something more ambitious like Ashgrove, I can very well find highs and lows depending on which aspect is being discussed. Take, for instance, its world-building:  It makes no sense. In an attempt to set up a global crisis that could be tackled on a personal level, it comes up with some kind of water ailment that requires characters to carefully measure their water intake every day—too little, and they dehydrate; too much, and they fall sick. Immediately, my picky brain starts thinking about distillation, transfusion, moisture absorption and such. But it’s best not to worry too much about the specifics: the point here is a global catastrophe so severe that extinction is on the horizon, and the only woman who can figure it out is our protagonist, who’s been sternly instructed to head out to the country house to relax. Once there, however, things are not what they appear—and indeed the film tips its entire narrative twist in two written words (“ukulele fight”) that lets genre-savvy viewers anticipate the third act an hour before it takes place. While Ashgrove suffers from many of the limitations of a low-budget effort, it does work better in its moments. Amanda Brugel is gorgeous (which always helps a little bit), with some good supporting work from such actors as Jonas Chernick and Natalie Brown. The script is often hit-and-miss, a clear consequence of the film’s loose shooting approach—when building to a twist, it becomes even more essential to have a precise script in place, and Ashgrove is not the first quasi-mumblecore effort to shoot itself in the foot in trying to match an overall concept with the actors reportedly improvising their dialogue. Some scenes make sense in the aggregate, but feel far less than punchy by themselves. The film’s highs and lows just keep rolling: I tremendously disliked the clunky exposition of the twist that opens the third act and I’m not a fan of how the film breaks its own spatial/temporal unity at the same time, but that third act does raise some intriguing questions that could have been better foreshadowed. The ending feels contrived in its execution, but the film’s final seconds approach perfection. And so it goes—Ashgrove feels like a wild rollercoaster ride of great ideas, mixed execution and some particularly poor choices. It’s admirable in the way it manages to tackle a world-wide theme in an intimate surrounding, but it’s clear that writer-director Jeremy LaLonde is working without the budget, discipline, rigour or polish needed to bring this to a better, more consistent level. This being said, I actually don’t want to be too harsh on Ashgrove—I quite like it despite its problems and quirks, due to its ending, ambition and ability to make a lot out of very little. If I still had a reviewing column, it would be a shoo-in for inclusion: It deserves attention from genre specialists, even in its current state. SF is a demanding genre, but it’s fascinating to see good-faith attempts at it.