Spider Baby or, the Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)
(On Cable TV, September 2020) Whew, that was a wild one. By modern standards, Spider Baby isn’t all that wild—it’s about a family of killer children, the man taking care of them, and what happens when there’s an intruder into their well-regimented lives. But by 1967 standards, it’s something else. Two or three factors conspire to make the film feel even older (and wilder) than it is: Obviously, the black-and-white cinematography at a time when most movies were shifting to colour. (This is not entirely accidental—Spider Baby was shot in 1964, but not released until years later due to the producers’ bankruptcy.) Then there’s the presence of none other than Lon Chaney Jr. as the girls’ caretaker, harkening back to a much older tradition of horror films. The result, of course, is not straight horror: there’s enough dark comedy here to echo the Archers/Hammer British film tradition. But much of the film’s interest is in just seeing what the script throws up on screen in an effort to make viewers uneasy or better yet queasy. I can’t say that the result is all that good: there are a lot of meandering tangents here that take away from the main story, and Spider Baby isn’t exactly focused on narrative when there are so many creepy sequences to lay out. Still, it’s an experience, and it straddles an interesting period in horror looking back at the classics and anticipating much more disturbing things to come.