Wish Upon a Unicorn (2020)
(On Cable TV, February 2021) It feels unfair to bring full-bore critical depth to cute kid movies like Wish Upon a Unicorn. It’s a family film aimed at the pre-teen set with unchallenging narrative mechanics, cutesy scenes and straightforward style. To its credit, it does get an honest laugh early on, as the dad character complains about a “fat cow” blocking the way… only for the film to establish that its rural-bound characters are, in fact, talking about a literal cow blocking the road. After that, it’s up for the first act of the film to set up the premise of a transplanted urban family settling into their new surroundings, and discovering that their new farm residence has many more wonders than expected — including a magical unicorn invisible to most people. Cue the fun and games, especially when the unicorn proves to be an uncommonly good spelling bee helper and works overtime on raising the youngest daughter’s self-esteem. The third act gets less fun, as a unicorn hunter gets brought in, the likable grandma goes to the hospital and the plot gets revved up all of a sudden. Still, applying adult logic to the film is missing the point: Writer-director Steve Bencich’s film is for the pre-teen rainbows-and-unicorn set, and perhaps the best thing we adult film critics can do when faced with such a creature (the film, not the actual unicorns), is to step out of the way and let the kids have their fun. Even if, ahem, there are better picks that Wish Upon a Unicorn out there.