Elizabeth Hurley

  • Passenger 57 (1992)

    Passenger 57 (1992)

    (In French, On Cable TV, September 2021) The mid-to-late-1990s still reign supreme as the best-ever era for big brash action movies, but the early-1990s were quickly putting together the pieces to get there, and transitioning from the dour 1980s buddy-cop clichés to the vastly more ludicrous style of the latter decade. Passenger 57 isn’t that good of a movie, whether you’re talking about an action film or a straight-ahead thriller: it’s got some weird ideas about spatial unity of action (going from the plane to a country fair and back), is slightly too enamoured of Wesley Snipes as its protagonist (although it did launch his career as an action hero), sounds dissonant with its jazzy score, and doesn’t seem quite so willing to exploit the elements at its disposal. Still, there’s some entertainment value in seeing Snipes as an overconfident air security expert dealing with a terrorist engineering his high-flying escape. As antagonist, Bruce Payne regularly out-acts Snipes by chewing scenery as if it was an onboard meal. The classic line “Always bet on black” is perfectly placed here, explaining its enduring appeal even for white guys like myself. Alex Datcher has a small but eye-catching role as a likable flight attendant, while you can spot Elizabeth Hurley as a supporting villainess. I’m still dubious about many of the script’s attempts to extend the action — the opening can sporadically slow, while the third-act detour off the plane seems out-of-place in a thriller that is otherwise centred around civil aviation. But it’s watchable, even if for the wrong reasons. There’s no doubt that the same concept would have been made very differently even five years later (case in point: Executive Decision and Air Force One), and so you can see in Passenger 57 one of the transition points between 1980s thrillers and 1990s action.

  • The Weight of Water (2000)

    The Weight of Water (2000)

    (In French, On TV, June 2019) I came to The Weight of Water with expectations that were far too high. As one of the few movies I still hadn’t seen from director Kathryn Bigelow, I was really looking forward to it. Bigelow has a long track record of entertaining movies, but The Weight of Water is something else. Despite a murder mystery and a cast headlined by Sean Penn and Elizabeth Hurley, it turns out to be a disappointing bore. The premise has to do with a modern photographer investigating a centuries-old murder mystery, with the movie flashing back to the earlier era to show us what happened. Or may have happened, or what they wished had happened—it’s that kind of film where the first act goes so deep into fantasy that anything may happen and it would be infuriating if we hadn’t stopped caring well before that point. The narration across two centuries doesn’t really bring anything together, the drama seems to repeat itself endlessly even in a relatively short picture and the film is far duller than the director’s reputation may suggest. The irritating overblow cinematography does nothing to make the film any less lifeless or uninteresting. Yes, I dozed off at some point and didn’t feel I had missed anything—I certainly did not feel as if I had to rewind and re-watch. I’m glad I’m a bit more of a Bigelow completist now, but not that happy about The Weight of Water itself.

  • Made in Romania (2010)

    Made in Romania (2010)

    (On Cable TV, December 2018) There are so many terrible low-budget movies on Cable TV channels that it’s easy to question why I still take a chance on lesser-known titles without much of a profile or track record. Part of the answer may be with films like Made in Romania, a satirical take on making-of movies that details the production of a Victoria-era drama made … in Romania. Written and directed by Guy J. Louthan, it takes aim at the state of the movie industry circa 2010, and cranks up the madness to 80%. As a very English story is sent packing to Romania for hazy tax purposes, the problems start piling up when actors, directors, financiers and eventually gangsters all have their say. Made in Romania is not a particularly good movie, but it does have its charms—starting with a surprising number of recognizable cameos, from Jennifer Tilly and Jason Flemyng as the leads of the movie-in-the-movie, as well as Elizabeth Hurley and Danny Huston in smaller roles. The potshots at the industry spend more time on the producing aspects than other similar movies more focused on shooting (Louthan is best known as a producer), but some of the jokes are decent enough, and the increasing nightmare of the production is often well rendered within the confines of the faux-reality style of the film. It’s often unexpectedly funny, and it does get a few audible laughs despite some lulls along the way. Some freeze-frame gags and in-jokes help a bit. I can’t say that I’ll defend Made in Romania as a must-see, but I do have a bit of a liking for underseen underdogs, and so I’ll suggest it at least to those viewers with an interest in filmmaking satires.