The Bet (2020)
(On Cable TV, April 2021) I continue to be dumbfounded by filmmakers who think that drawn-out awkwardness is an acceptable substitute for comedy. But as The Bet shows, sometimes that’s exactly what they want. It doesn’t take a long time to figure out that the film will be a drawn-out exercise in discomfort and dumb plotting, as it begins with a sequence in which a bored estranged married couple makes a bet that she can get the next person to walk in the restaurant to eventually propose marriage to her. Never mind that it is both implausible and too depressing for words —The Bet is determined that this is the plotting hook that it will develop, all better ideas to the contrary be damned. One implausibly quirky character entering the restaurant later, we’re off to the races in a story with terrible people, ludicrous plotting, constant coincidences and far more frowns than laughs. To be fair, I don’t think writer/director Joan Carr-Wiggin ever intended The Bet to be a comedy — it barely qualifies by virtue of not ending horribly (well, except for the secondary characters whose marriage explodes along the way of servicing our loathsome protagonists) but it’s clear through the mirth-free duration and false victories quickly taken back that the film is not interested in anything close to a romantic comedy. It’s a portrait of marriage that does much to discredit the institution, although it’s so clear that its protagonists are so ill-suited to each other than they’d be better off with mutual vows of celibacy. I watched The Bet out of a sense of worn-out resignation — it was such a regular fixture for months on Canada’s Super Channel that I ended up giving in to its constant scheduling, reasoning that it probably played for a good reason. Alas, this reason was nothing more than CanCon requirements — and there are far better Canadian picks than this one. The Bet is sad, depressing, irritating and unlikable by design, and while my puzzlement can’t do much to change the film, at least I can vow never to watch it again.