Beware! The Blob (1972)
(On Cable TV, April 2021) Some actors turned director reach for profound artistic statements, or create the conditions required for other actors to perform at the best. Then there’s Larry Hagman (star of TV shows Dallas and I Dream of Jeannie), whose sole film directing credit (in addition to many TV show episodes) is the B-grade monster movie sequel Beware! The Blob. It’s far from being an honour, although he presumably enjoyed the incongruous humour of it all. This sequel to the classic Steve MacQueen monster feature begins explicitly from the conclusion of the first film, as a pipeline worker brings back a mysterious sample from the Arctic. Soon enough, a fly, a cat and a wife are missing, absorbed into the ever-expanding blob. It just gets worse from there, both in-story and on-screen. Production values are low, narrative coherency is hazy and compulsive watchability is practically non-existent. It is a pure low-budget monster feature, and it achieves its objectives. Despite the cheapness of the production, there are actually some good moments to the direction, as characterized by unusual camera angles. But there’s really nothing remotely essential about Beware! The Blob at the exception of Hagman directing — it’s all bland and forgettable, neither funny nor horrifying.