Seven Keys to Baldpate (1929)
(On Cable TV, June 2021) If I’m reading Wikipedia correctly, there are no less than seven movie adaptations of the play “Seven Keys to Baldpate” (three of them silent, six of them between 1916 and 1947) and it’s easy to understand what captures the imagination in a story about a writer going to an isolated mountain cabin in the dead of winter to write and being humorously interrupted by various characters. (As a writer with a backlog taller than I am, the idea of shacking up to write and having some romantic complications is irresistible. Sign me up.) The 1929 version is the first adaptation of the story in the sound era, and perhaps the one with the most gusto despite some early-sound-era technical roughness. Richard Dix plays the writer, Miriam Seegar the lovely romantic interest and the supporting cast list is surprisingly long considering that it’s supposed to take place in an isolated mountain retreat. But that’s the plot, as an increasing number of characters sniff around the place to get their hands on a significant amount of money and the protagonist can’t get either a single line or a snuggle throughout the film. As far as 1920s early-sound films go, this one is a bit better than most. Shackled by the original theatrical play, it’s not free to fully explore the possibilities of its premise — but it’s decently funny, interesting to watch and clearly plays on a specific fantasy. One day, I may have myself a Seven Keys to Baldpate marathon and screen as many versions of the story as possible in order to identify the best one. But it’s perfectly possible to just watch one and be happy about it.