They Won’t Believe Me (1947)
(On Cable TV, May 2021) There’s a fascinating backstory to the way They Won’t Believe Me will be seen from 2021 onward — originally released in 1947, the film made it to theatres missing fifteen minutes of crucial material, and that’s the version that was in circulation for more than sixty years before it was restored to its pristine state with missing footage added in 2021. What’s more remarkable is that the film is actually pretty good — cleverly playing and the strengths of film noir, it shows a tale of romance gone wrong, of passionate crime and tragic ironies. Our protagonist tries to juggle a not-so-nice wife and a far-more-pleasant girlfriend, but just as he seems to be making headway with his life, tragedy strikes and motivates a far less noble crime to get everything he ever wanted, all the way to the courtroom framing device. Robert Young does well as an increasingly evil protagonist, even if viewers may be more compelled by Susan Hayward and Jane Greer in strong supporting roles. It’s an easy, fun watch and while the added material is not always essential, it does flesh out the story in interesting ways. At 95 minutes, has a strong propulsive forward rhythm, and makes for a perfectly satisfying bit of second-tier noir. It’s films like They Won’t Believe Me that make a strong case for film restoration, unearthing hidden gems and polishing them until they remain shiny even for twenty-first century audiences.