LD 50 Lethal Dose (2003)
(In French, On Cable TV, April 2021) An overwhelming number of low-budget horror movies can’t even justify their own existence — relying on stock plotlines, flat direction and even worse acting, they feel identical to dozens of other films: manufactured products made to order for low standards. When they are noteworthy, it’s usually for the wrong reasons — such as casting. So it is that if you’re looking for narrative satisfaction from LD 50 Lethal Dose, you’re going to be disappointed: taking its cues from what low-budget films do worst, it’s set inside a disaffected industrial factory, where our plucky protagonists encounter a variety of monsters until some of them make it outside alive. There’s some of the usual nonsense about military programs to create (all together now:) super-soldiers. Simon De Selva’s direction isn’t any more inspired, relying on visual familiarity to do exactly what many other movies have done since. Where LD 50 Lethal Dose does better is in casting, what with a pre-stardom Tom Hardy and a post-stardom Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown being part of the ensemble cast. Considering that I always enjoy watching Brown, I shouldn’t complain too much — but twenty years later, casting is the only reason why anyone would want to watch a film undistinguishable from countless others.