Ilsa the Tigress of Siberia (1977)

(In French, On Cable TV, May 2020) One day, I’ll learn not to let curiosity get the better of me. After all, curiosity is almost the only reason to watch Ilsa the Tigress of Siberia after suffering through the first instalments of the exploitation series. I say almost, because of two things: Dyanne Thorne’s sizable assets, and the film’s explicit Canadian content. None of those things are respectable or even justifiable, but at least they offer something more than mindless sequel viewing inertia. Considering that the film was shot in Canada, the Siberian location is a low-budget narrative choice. But the film does explicitly make its way to Montréal by the second half. The nudity here is more blatant than in the previous instalments, but it’s unfortunately always followed by gory violence. Canadian content includes snowmobile jousting and death by a snowblower, but don’t imagine a more entertaining film than it is—Ilsa the Tigress of Siberia remains a cheap, dull, obnoxious, sordid exploitation film—hardly even funny, let alone exciting.