Dèmoni [Demons] (1985)

(In French, On Cable TV, April 2020) I’m game for any movie talking about movies, even if it’s a schlocky Italian horror movie about unsuspecting patrons being stuck in a movie theatre as they’re changed into demons. Yep, that’s Dèmoni all right—co-scripted by Dario Argento in full supernatural demon fan mode and directed by his protégé Lamberto Bava. The story isn’t complicated: It’s about a bunch of people invited to watch a movie about demons, then dying, one by one, to real demons. Their troubles don’t end once they’re outside the theatre, but that’s a classic horror slingshot coda. Before we get there, however, this hardcore horror film has plenty of black-comedy fun to offer: it doesn’t quite attain its fullest potential, but it’s gory and wild and crazy and nonsensical and subservient to the rule-of-cool and somewhat still unlike most horror movies out there, so that’s a plus. The cultural references are all very mid-1980s too. The lineage between Dèmoni and Argento’s more traditional giallo is obvious, but the result remains a capable mid-1980s horror film, and one of the few Italian horror movies of the decade that I can stomach without too many qualms.