Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
(In French, On Cable TV, February 2021) Complaining that family movie Ernest Scared Stupid is not particularly intellectual is asking for trouble, especially given how it’s the third of a series never known for excessive smarts. Still, even by those standards, Ernest Scared Stupid is no high-flyer: Combining cheap plotting with overindulgent direction at the mercy of a showboating star, the film is firmly going for the kid’s comedy angle, bringing in the latex monsters and cheap gags to keep the young ones entertained. John R. Cherry III’s direction is particularly noticeable for its refusal to show the action in medium shots, and for using fisheye lenses whenever it features lead actor Jim Varney. The impact of this combination of filmmaking choices can be borderline nightmarish: there is no escaping the rubber-faced Varney, especially not when he gets home and starts playing every member of his household. I kid, but not by much: Varney does have some innate charm as Ernest (he did play the character steadily for nearly twenty years), but Ernest Scared Stupid often overplays its hand in presuming that nothing is as interesting as Ernest. This leads to shameless mugging for the camera (indeed, one wonders what would remain from the film if the shameless mugging was removed), overlong sequences, plotting that can’t get away from its protagonist and a film that, well, is very specifically made for Ernest fans. I can sort-of-see the appeal, but the kiddie horror comedy genre is not necessarily a particularly good one if you’re just discovering Ernest. On the other hand, he’s just about the best possible lead for that kind of film — with Ernest Scared Stupid, what kid is not going to laugh despite the horror-themed material?