Ashley Bell

  • The Bounceback aka Love & Air Sex (2013)

    (On Cable TV, July 2021) I have visited Austin, TX only once, and spent less than twelve hours in the downtown core. Still, the one place I remember vividly is the movie mecca The Alamo Drafthouse. So, imagine my pleasure in seeing the downtown establishment being used as a focal point for the independent romantic comedy Love & Air Sex as it hosts the Air Sex championship (it’s a thing) and, incidentally, provides one of the backdrops to the story of two young ex-couples contemplating getting back together or not. From a narrative perspective, there really isn’t anything new in Love & Air Sex — if your viewing is interrupted after twenty minutes (as mine was), you will still have a pretty good idea of who ends up with whom or, more crucially, who doesn’t — and this is the kind of romantic comedy that has you rooting for the leads not to end back together so that they can move on. Clearly aimed at twentysomething viewers, it often reaches for vulgarity in-between more romantic moments: never mind the crude air sex pantomime when lust and love are sometimes tough to separate for one of the ex-couples. (Tellingly, though, it’s the B-couple that has hormonal issues and gets back together — the A-couple deals in longing, new romances and growth.)  Fortunately, Love & Air Sex does work quite well when it gives itself permission to go for romance without crudity — the resolution of the film is more mature than you’d guess from the onset, and there are a few cute scenes here and there. My main problem with the film is elsewhere — specifically, the male protagonist, who can’t stop moping around like a sad dog and who seems both incapable of succeeding in Los Angeles and not much of a match for a far more attractive female lead. I get that Love & Air Sex, being slightly more aimed at male audiences, probably thought it best to leave the male protagonist (played by a likable but unremarkable Michael Stahl-David) bland in order to facilitate self-identification, but the resulting character is, frankly, not much more than a walking blank canvas. A nice guy, but hardly someone who creates much attachment. Ashley Bell (who reminds me of a young Julie Hagerty, for some reason) does much better as the med student finding a possible match in a far superior “vet vet”.  In comparison, Sara Paxton and Zach Cregger have a lot more fun as the comedic supporting players. Writer-director Bryan Poyser doesn’t do too badly here — Love & Air Sex is reasonably entertaining to watch, and it brought me right back to a really good day in downtown Austin and a great evening at the Alamo Drafthouse.

  • The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

    The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

    (On Cable TV, June 2015)  There’s not a whole lot to say about wholly-unmemorable The Last Exorcism Part II: While the original has an unexpected small kick to it, this sequel seems determined to be as dull as possible.  Thankfully gone is the found-footage motif, but also gone are the dramatic ironies of the previous film’s skeptic rediscovering faith, or any kind of thematic depth whatsoever.  Ashley Bell acquits herself honorably in her role, but there’s simply not much there for her to do: Much of the film is unimaginatively executed according to horror-film formula (and not the good formula either).  The moment-to-moment scares are ineffective, the film doesn’t quite know what to do with its New Orleans setting, the conclusion is one we’ve seen countless times before… In other words, The Last Exorcism Part II is exactly the kind of cheap horror sequel that give a bad name to cheap horror sequels.  The film’s sole saving grace is that it’s simply dull, rather than offensive or irritating.  On the other hand, it means that it’s hard to find anything to say about a film so devoid of any substance.  Fortunately, it’s redundant to tell everyone to forget about The Last Exorcism Part II – it only takes a few minutes for any lasting impressions of the film to disappear on their own.

  • The Last Exorcism (2010)

    The Last Exorcism (2010)

    (On-demand video, March 2012) I wasn’t expecting much from this low-budget found-footage horror film: I’m getting allergic to the found-footage shtick (which always ends up the same way), my responses to Christian mythology are muted, and for some reason I had the film tagged as “not well-reviewed” in my mental database.  Much to my surprise, though, the film actually works well until its last two or three minutes.  The documentary-style setup is more effective than most other horror films in setting up its “what if this could be true?” premise, and Patrick Fabian is almost immediately compelling as the conflicted lead protagonist, an exorcist who has come to doubt even the basis of his faith.  Naturally, he’s in for some trying events as he heads over to Louisiana to show a documentary crew the flim-flam behind exorcisms.  To its credit, The Last Exorcism ratchets its thrills gradually, and keeps a certain ambiguity as to its fantastic nature.  It effectively constrains its characters into fairly outlandish motivations, locking them into a situation where most of us would run and not look back.  Ashley Bell is also remarkably creepy as a possessed (?) 16-year-old girl. The film doesn’t do anything startlingly new with the found-footage format, although there’s one grisly cat sequence that’s relatively clever.  Where the film falls apart, however, is in the last two minutes, as it seems to shift in an entirely different gear and settle on a very disappointing conclusion that doesn’t feel very satisfying.  In a less-favorable state of mind, I may have been tempted to dismiss the film based on its lousy ending.  As it is, though, I’m still surprised enough by the rest of the film that I’m tempted to be lenient, and forgive two bad minutes out of 87.