Rise of the Zombies (2012)
(In French, On Cable TV, May 2021) Infamous mockbusters maker The Asylum takes on the zombie genre with Rise of the Zombies, a frequently inept effort that nonetheless has a few things going for it. First up, it’s explicitly set in picturesque San Francisco, focusing some of its plotting on survivors of the zombie apocalypse regrouping in Alcatraz as a defensible position. Casting-wise, it seems more ambitious than most with Danny Trejo, LeVar Burton, Mariel Hemingway and French Stewart in various (sometimes very short) roles. The plotting has one degree of cleverness more than the usual film of this type, and the ending is actually rather optimistic, which is something I want to see more often in a wasteland of gratuitously downbeat zombie films. Some of the action sequences are almost potent, and the actors seem to be attuned to the spirit of the enterprise. But none of this actually brings Rise of the Zombie to a level where I’d be comfortable recommending it — at best, it doesn’t want you to stop the film immediately, and that’s an improvement over most Asylum productions. I have issues with the way the story is structured (from the prison going outward, rather than the reverse) and the somewhat low-budget production values constantly grind against what should be much more entertaining viewing. But Rise of the Zombie is still better than its closest equivalents.