The Guardian (1990)
(Second Viewing, In French, On Cable TV, October 2021) Hey, I remembered seeing this film decades ago! Or rather, I remembered the insane climax in which the male lead takes a chainsaw to an evil tree (which bleeds blood rather than sawdust), while the humanoid avatar of the tree loses limbs while attacking the female lead and her baby. Yeah, The Guardian is quite a trip of a horror film: inspired by evil druids, it features an evil nanny with dark sacrificial plans for our protagonists’ newborn. Adapted from a novel, originally intended for Sam Raimi (which makes a lot more sense!), the film was eventually directed by veteran William Friedkin, who then went on to almost disavow the result. I’d say that it’s a slow burn, as the film gradually puts the pieces in place for its insane climax, but that’s not really true—not when the evil druid character is assaulted by three bikers who are then brutalized by trees taking revenge. But it’s true that The Guardian often runs on inertia, gradually revealing twists (such as the revelation that the new nanny is up to no good) that anyone half-paying attention to the film already knows. The Guardian is more of a curio than a good film (I mean, that climax…), but it does have the advantage of some distinctive elements to make it stand out from so many other duller horror films. The intrusion of nature (trees, wolves) in the supernatural is still not overused, and Friedkin being Friedkin, there’s a certain technical competence to the directing. Still, taking a look at the production history of the film makes for some wild reading, with the credit/blame for the film’s wilder elements going straight to Friedkin, as he modified a straightforward thriller about a baby-stealing nanny to a more memorable/crazy druid/tree premise. As a part of the filmmaker’s career, The Guardian is a wild oddity, and it’s probably best approached as such.