Valley of the Dolls (1967)
(On Cable TV, February 2022) In a classic case of a sequel overshadowing its predecessor, I went into Valley of the Dolls with distant but fond memories of the over-the-top pastiche that is Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Well, it turns out that screenwriter Roger Ebert was on to something when he wrote the satirical sequel, because this film adaptation of Jacqueline Susann’s trashy 1966 novel is more incompetent than enjoyable. Valley of the Dolls attempts to be a dark mirror to all of those Hollywood fairy-tale films in which a small-town woman travels to Hollywood and becomes a star. Here, we have three young women destroyed by the pressures of chasing celebrity, turning to drugs (the titular “dolls”), bad men and flashy hedonism in an attempt to express the Susann’s glum dissatisfaction. It’s important to note the release year—1967, a turning point in film history when Classic Hollywood retired and New Hollywood took over, with its more realist approach but with the drunken abandon of a moved-out teen boy who finally gets to do whatever he wants. The result is meant to be a bit slummy, but it simply doesn’t have enough skill and finesse to do justice to the material. Valley of the Dolls just feels misguided at every turn, aiming to take down the image of Classic Hollywood (another miscalculation, as it turns out that even twenty-first century audiences like the allure of Classic Hollywood) but not having the right amount of perspective to be able to do so. It wants to showcase sexual freedoms but is stuck in an old-fashioned moralistic mindset. Sharon Tate is there, but not for a long time considering that the plot is scattered over three protagonists. Valley of the Dolls is semi-interesting in the ways it gets it wrong, of course, but the result is still wrong. Watch the Ebert-scripted satirical follow-up instead—you won’t miss much from the original.