Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)
(On Cable TV, January 2022) While my favourite kind of cinema is heavily plot-centric, fast-paced, funny and imaginative, there’s plenty of space out there for a different kind of cinema that breaks the rules. For instance, I’ve been mulling over the perfection of Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles as a title for its film. It’s long, it’s memorable despite its utter blandness, it’s innately domestic considering that it’s a name and address and it often acts as a plot summary. You’ve never seen a film like this even nearly half a century later. For most of its deliberately punishing three-hour-and-twenty-minute duration, it’s about a middle-aged housewife going about her domestic business. She cooks, she cleans, she runs chores and the camera never blinks. Her conversations with her teenage son during suppertime are terrifyingly mundane and stilted (something that doesn’t come across in subtitles is how unrealistic their speech cadence is), which serves to submerge the kernels of interest into a morass of ordinary details. Why do men visit her apartment during the day? And why is the carefully observed routine of her first day degenerating during the second and third days depicted in the film? It all leads to a shocker of a conclusion that wouldn’t be nearly so effective has viewers not been lulled into complacency, then unease as small details accumulate. Now, let’s be honest: I may admire what writer-director Chantal Akerman has done here as a pure piece of unconventional cinema… but I can’t imagine sitting through this one again. I remain convinced that it would have been just as effective as a 75-minute film: 200 minutes is pushing it way past the point of diminishing returns. The plot can fit on a napkin and for the film’s vaunted naturalism, there’s no denying the deliberate stylishness of the acting. But I’ll rally to the majority opinion: this is one weird and wonderfully unique film. Still, you may want to consider watching it at double speed until the last five minutes. [December 2022: A quick comment about Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du commerce, 1080 Bruxelles being named “the greatest film of all time” in the 2022 Sight and Sound poll—it makes no sense. While a striking and important film, it’s also something that works because it’s not like other movies: in other words, it depends on other films to make its mark, and that’s a lousy pick as “the greatest film of all time” considering that it does not stand on its own. But the respondents to the poll were making their own individual point by picking the film, and this being 2022 that’s what we end up with, until next decade. Meanwhile, I’m still in the Citizen Kane camp.]