Reviews

  • Flora & Ulysses (2021)

    Flora & Ulysses (2021)

    (Disney Streaming, March 2021) I’m old enough to be still amazed by how modern special effects technology has become so sophisticated and so cheap that even lower-budgeted direct-to-streaming movies can feature an entirely digital main character without too much fuss. So it is that Flora & Ulysses is a blend of superhero fantasy, family film with animals, reconciliation romantic fantasy and slapstick comedy. Matilda Lawler stars as Flora, a ten-year-old dreamer who wishes her parents were back together and finds a hyper-smart squirrel (Ulysses) to help her out. That’s right: superhero squirrel, human sidekick. Most of the plot developments and the conclusion are right out of the subgenres being mixed, but so it goes for family movies. There are a few other things worth mentioning—for one, the explicit number of Marvel superheroes mentioned and illustrated in the film’s opening sequence—that’s when you remember that Disney owns much of western culture at the moment. Now, I’m favourably predisposed toward this film because it features a squirrel protagonist, but the film is pleasant enough to be enjoyed — the lead character is likable, and even the film’s descent into familiar plot devices can’t quite wipe away its quirkiness. Flora & Ulysses may be the best (or maybe the only) squirrel-centric film since The Great Rupert.

  • Dead & Buried (1981)

    Dead & Buried (1981)

    (In French, On Cable TV, March 2021) Lulled into a false sense of familiarity by Dead & Buried’s first third, I almost missed the film’s swerve into far weirder territory — I’ve seldom seen a horror film improve so definitely in its last act. At first, it feels like the type of folk horror movie we’ve seen countless times — the creepy isolated village that murders tourists in some sort of pagan ritual nonsense. But as our sheriff-hero starts investigating the murders, the film becomes something a bit more interesting — the atmosphere becomes more sharply defined, and there’s clearly another plot at work. I was reminded of the much-later Silent Hill films by the time the entire plot was uncovered, the special effects (thanks to Stan Winston) became more gruesome and the film’s horror graduated from dull slasher to body horror undead reanimation with a side of reality-warping. Director Gary Sherman doesn’t do much, but all is explained when you find out that the screenwriter is Ronald Shusett of Alien fame — the script isn’t up to that level, but it’s better than usual. That doesn’t mean that Dead & Buried is a good movie — it’s too slow to rev up into something interesting, and by the time it does, it’s almost too late anyway. But the final ten minutes are not the ten minutes you may have imagined from the first ten minutes, and that’s almost too rare a compliment in early 1980s horror. Anyone willing to give it a try should be wary of the first hour — Dead & Buried gets better after that.

  • Room Service (1938)

    Room Service (1938)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) In the Marx Brothers filmography, Room Service is perhaps more distinctive for being the one film not written by the Brothers themselves. As a theatrical play adaptation, it’s clearly different — more cohesive, less anarchic, but also less tailored to their own strengths. Still, you can see the Brothers doing what they can to bend the material to their preference — Harpo doesn’t speak, Groucho does and Chico hustles. Much of the action takes place in a hotel room where the protagonists are plotting to put on a show despite acute financial problems — there’s a white whale that can solve all of their problems, but hooking him won’t be easy, considering the interference of the hotel manager who wants them out of there right away. Ann Miller shows up in an early-career appearance, and it’s hard to believe that she’s only 15 here: having lied about her age by five years to get her RKO contract, she easily looks older but doesn’t have that many scenes to shine. The comedy is decent and sufficiently outside their screen persona to be interesting, but clearly not up to the Brothers’ usual standards. It’s much better when you grade it not against other Marx movies, but against other 1930s theatrical comedy adaptations: it’s funnier than most, certainly more absurd than others and faster-paced as well.

  • Susan and God (1940)

    Susan and God (1940)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) Try as I might, I just couldn’t get interested in Susan and God. Watching it because it’s directed by George Cukor, I was reminded that, having seen the best of his filmography, I’m now seeing the rest. As a comedy, it’s limp, and as a drama, it’s insubstantial. I’m not Joan Crawford’s biggest fan, and Fredrick March leaves me unmoved most of the time. There’s some promise in the premise (bored socialite claims to have found religion, then proceeds to blow up friendships and relationships by exposing everyone’s sins) but the execution is bland and featureless. I can sort-of-see the echo of the end of prohibition in how the film tackles self-righteousness and piety-as-tourism, but it’s really not enough to elevate the entire film from the doldrums. Too bad, really, because reading reviews of Susan and God has me thinking that this is the kind of material that appeals to me… but what I saw on-screen was simply not enough to stay interested.

  • Man About Town (2006)

    Man About Town (2006)

    (On TV, March 2021) I thought I had seen most movies in Ben Affleck’s middle period, but somehow Man About Town had escaped me. I can understand why: Released straight-to-DVD at a time when I was watching most new releases theatrically, it’s also a curiously hermetic industry-insider film with no way for outsider audiences to sympathize with the results. The problems start early on, as the film sets itself up as the middle-age crisis of a Hollywood talent agent (the not-yet-middle-aged Affleck) striking him just as he’s following a journalling class at the local self-improvement establishment. Suddenly, his wife is having an affair, a journalist is threatening to expose long-buried professional secrets and he feels that (horrors!) money, success and expensive cars aren’t the most important things. Revealingly enough, screenwriters are the film’s villains. If this all sounds like a Hollywood agent’s idea of a perfect film project, you may start to understand the way Man About Town feels like a dispatch from an alien planet. This seems to be a film made for Hollywood agents, and while they number in the thousands, the film doesn’t do enough to reach audiences outside that circle. As a work of movie industry inner-gazing, it’s far more irritating than most other entries in the genre: the protagonist is not particularly likable from the onset and he doesn’t grow any more sympathetic through the film, most of which complications fall under the category of rich-person problems. What’s a bigger shame is that the cast assembled here is actually not too bad. John Cleese is typically good as a teacher who acts as a catalyst for the action, while Bai Ling plays crazy like no other actress. Other familiar names pepper the cast, further reinforcing the insider outlook of the film. Man About Town is often a baffling film, but I suppose that when Hollywood makes movies about itself for itself, it can baffle everyone else.

  • Triumph des Willens [Triumph of the Will] (1935)

    Triumph des Willens [Triumph of the Will] (1935)

    (archive.org Streaming, March 2021) As much as I think that we should deplatform Nazis of all stripes, it does bother me a bit that you can’t find Triumph of the Will anywhere on YouTube or other mainstream streaming sites — no commercial outfit will tolerate it despite its importance in movie history, or as a provocative archival document. That explains both why the film is regularly mentioned in extended lists of historically important films, and that you have to go to good old impartial non-profit archive.org in order to see it. I really did not enjoy viewing Triumph of the Will — nominally a documentary describing the 1934 annual meeting of the Nazi Party, it endures today as a descent in the middle of Nazi madness, a document self-congratulating members of a fascist party for their extremism, and promising much more to come. Seldom have so many villains been featured in one single film: Watching massive crowds of civilians throwing Nazi salutes drives home the point that this is a cast of thousands of Nazis, several of whom would not survive the incoming war. Director Leni Riefenstahl was not running a cheap operation in executing Triumph of the Will: there are enough aerial shots, impressive camera placements and staged crowd movements to underline how this was a well-financed documentary aimed to galvanize its audience and possibly intimidate opponents. It’s a sobering film in many ways. You can watch the film and be reminded why so many Germans followed Hitler despite the silly moustache and terrible haircut: his oratory skills come through clearly, even in translation, and—of course—he had the single biggest advantage an orator could have: leadership and an army of thousands. It’s equally sobering to hear everyone so singularly dedicated to fascist objectives, praising the Fuhrer as part of a mass cult of personality. It’s even worse to realize that the fully-developed aggressive rhetoric showcased here had only one inevitable outcome: armed expansion. The Germans did not somehow stumble into war in September 1939: They deliberately planned and prepared for it over nearly a decade, then whipped themselves up in the necessary frenzy to start it. It’s not at all ludicrous to draw parallels between the Nazis and modern authoritarian movements, especially in the United States: beyond the awful hair lies thousands of people all looking at an aggressive fascist regime as a way to further their own ambitions, and that’s the dangerous part. These things can be seen coming years in advance, and take just as long to fight and put down. As I said: I really did not enjoy Triumph of the Will, but at the same time I can now defend its inclusion in extended essential movies — it’s well-done (for the time) to such an extent that it raises troubling questions about art as propaganda yet remains a provocative document in its own right. I’m not going to forget it any time soon.

  • Meatball Machine (2005)

    Meatball Machine (2005)

    (In French, On Cable TV, March 2021) No one does insane horror comedies like the Japanese, and Meatball Machine is yet another example why: Complicating a romance with alien parasites, extreme body horror, biomechanical monsters and a tragic climactic fight between ex-lovers, it’s a classic example of splatter horror so extreme that it becomes almost comic. But while it’s cartoonish, it’s not really funny. Obviously designed by directors Yūdai Yamaguchi and Jun’ichi Yamamoto to shock the mundanes, it’s a film with just enough plot to stuff in as many gory special effects as the director wants to pay for. Body horror is the currency of the gags here, and you’re not really meant to follow exactly the finer points of the narrative. Shots after shots are meant to showcase the gore effects at a frantic pace that’s supposed to minimize the questions we may be tempted to ask along the way. It definitely plays to an audience that is somehow conditioned to expect things like this, leaving everyone else wondering what’s going on. I can tolerate such movies well enough (actually, I like them more than more realistic horror films that seem psychopathic from their inception) but it’s not as if I actively seek them out or give them more than a moment’s notice. Meatball Machine is over-the-top horror that clearly knows what it’s doing — but it consciously closes itself from a wider audience. Even a more overly comedic bend would have done wonders to make the film more accessible.

  • The Half-Naked Truth (1932)

    The Half-Naked Truth (1932)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) After seeing the entire Mexican Spitfire series, it’s hard not to seek out other movies featuring Mexican-born Lupe Velez, not only one of Hollywood’s most striking beauties of the 1930s but also one of the few Latin actresses to find success playing explicitly Latin characters. The Half-Naked Truth finds her in the middle of her Hollywood career, well-established but not yet the headliner she would later become. Here she plays a hot-tempered dancer, often only a prop for the true protagonist of the film, a publicity agent doing his damnedest to promote his client. Velez is always worth looking at, of course, but even she becomes a supporting player to Lee Tracy’s unhinged performance as a motormouth hustler. The comedy is fast and absurd and intense — far more than you’d expect from a 1930s film, excluding the screwball genre. But it works — although the film eventually drives to a somewhat underwhelming conclusion, and seems to be missing a third act somewhere. It’s useful to note that many members of the film’s crew would go on to do bigger things later on, such as director Gregory La Cava going to much-better comedies such as My Man Godfrey. Still, even as an early work for everyone involved, it’s more than watchable.

  • Gabriel Over the White House (1933)

    Gabriel Over the White House (1933)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) Considering that I’ll watch almost any movie dealing with the American presidency, having a look at a film called Gabriel Over the White House was a given (or would have been had my DVR properly recorded it the first two times I tried). But it’s fair to say that I really didn’t know what I was getting into with the film. The first half-hour is interesting enough — we’re first shown the presidency in the middle of the Great Depression (itself a drastic change from the trappings of the presidency introduced over the years), with a shockingly cynical president (played by Walter Huston) clearly enjoying his corruption of the office. But one car accident later, the president finds himself between life and death. Visual clues hint at divine intervention in his recovery, especially when, overnight, he becomes a presidential scholar and righteous moral crusader. So far so good if you’re looking for a comforting fantasy of moral redemption in the White House. It’s also a film notable for confronting the issues of the Great Depression at a time when Hollywood tried to avoid the entire issue — we’re reminded of the employment crisis, the prevalence of racketeering, starving farmers, the prohibition and foreclosures. But then—whew—, the film takes a huge right turn into benevolent dictatorship, with armed police forces conducting deadly military raids on racketeers (although that happens after racketeers machine-gun the White House). The film is absolutely supportive of this fascist takeover of the United States, showing how the divinely inspired president’s good ideas (including familiar things such as a federal police or an air force, neither of which existed at the time) lead the world toward utopia, with the villains being summarily executed and the Washington Covenant showing enlightenment to humanity. As director Gregory La Cava’s film ends with a paean to the fascist protagonist, calling him “the greatest man who ever lived,” we’re left blinking in amazement. The relevance of the film today couldn’t be clearer, with Gabriel Over the White House being an amazing demonstration of the traditionally thin line between American politics and Christian crusading. It’s a weird, weird fantasy, the likes of which would now be dead on arrival from any major American studio. It’s frighteningly revelatory about the state of American political thinking in the 1930s, as the United States was not that far away from the overall European slide into authoritarianism that eventually led to World War II — the gulf between this film’s third act and Triumph of the Will is not that large. It does make Gabriel Over the White House a borderline-reprehensible film, but a fascinating object of study even now. As the old misattributed saw goes: “When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”

  • Criss Cross (1949)

    Criss Cross (1949)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) Any list of landmark film noirs will probably include Criss Cross, and for good reason: As a slickly made criminal thriller describing a heist job going badly, it features a striking sense of place for late-1940s Los Angeles, some clever moments, decent-enough direction and a fatalistic ending that exemplifies the core strengths of the genre. Burt Lancaster has one of his first major roles as a man drawn into a dangerous affair and an even more dangerous criminal plot, and if you’re paying attention, you’ll see Tony Curtis for a few brief moments as a dancer in his uncredited screen debut. (Curtis and Lancaster would later reunite on a few other films, including Trapeze and the terrific Sweet Smell of Success.)  Still, the main draw here is a script that doesn’t have any time for niceties or sentimentality. The location shooting in Los Angeles is brief but effective, further reinforced by special-effect work that lowers the difference between studio shooting and exteriors (most notably through some really good rear-screen projection). Director Robert Siodmak helped define what we think of as noir, and he’s purposeful with his material all the way to the dispiriting conclusion. The fog-drenched heist sequence is still a wonderful piece of work even today. See Criss Cross as a precursor to films such as Heat, certainly — or just as a great noir.

  • Government Girl (1943)

    Government Girl (1943)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) One of the facets of Hollywood cinema in the early 1940s that goes underappreciated to modern viewers is how an entire industry shifted almost overnight to become the wartime propaganda arm of the American government, churning out a stream of well-produced movies, each glorifying a separate unit of the armed forces. As Government Girl shows, this even extended to the Washington, DC-based civilian efforts to produce weapons. Of course, such a setting doesn’t necessarily require action and suspense, so Government Girl takes the form of a romantic comedy, as a young woman discovers that the rude man she met the day before is not only her boss, but an engineer put in charge of supervising bomber manufacturing efforts. From the opening moments of the film, acutely concerned with the shortage of housing in DC in the early years of WW2, this is a homefront film with a smile — Many of the romantic comedy conventions are strictly upheld, with our heroine (a slightly-too-bland Olivia de Havilland, gamely following the script’s comic cues but not really showing any specific skills as a comedienne) getting into a romantic triangle that meshes with a lightweight spying subplot and another featuring a congressional investigation into our protagonist’s decisions. There’s even a comic chase sequence filmed outdoors (but apparently not in DC). The film is not perfect: male lead Sonny Tufts is so bland as to appear almost irrelevant, but then again the title of the film is Government Girl, not Government Guy. Other comic touches are overdone to the point of ridiculousness, such as the sequence in which our heroine and her friend sip a glass of champagne and act as if they were under the influence of hard drugs; or the ludicrous ending in which a simple testimony is enough to clear up an entire senate hearing in an instant. Still, I do have some affection for the result, for the charming look at government work during wartime, and how even a silly romantic comedy plays against this very serious backdrop — there’s a nice contrasting irony there, and the film’s shortcomings are not bad enough to erase the chuckles I had while watching the film. Yes, it could have benefited from a rewrite and a lead actress more comfortable with comedy and a leading man who wasn’t such a wooden fixture. But you like what you like — and I note that from a historical perspective, Government Girl was a significant factor in de Havilland filing suit against Warner Brothers for their treatment of her under contract (she really did not enjoy being forced to make the film), which eventually led to the “de Havilland law” limiting studio contracts to seven years, weakening the studio system permanently.

  • Earth: One Amazing Day (2017)

    Earth: One Amazing Day (2017)

    (On TV, March 2021) After years of success and an illustrious pedigree from the BBC Natural History unit reaching back decades, BBC Earth films doesn’t have to prove itself again as a purveyor of fine nature documentaries. Its standards are high, and every release has to contend with illustrious predecessors. Fortunately, Earth: One Amazing Day has enough to distinguish itself even in the shadow of illustrious predecessors. Taking as a conceit the idea of presenting one day on planet Earth, it’s an excuse to string together mini-documentaries and fly from one idea to another. As such, the film is perhaps best discussed as a series of highlights. While the film does hit upon nature film favourites (namely pandas and penguins), there are plenty of other highlights as well: prowling sidewinder snakes (and their jogging lizard prey), field mice hanging precariously from branches, fighting giraffes, swimming sloths, portaging zebras, and vertically hanging whales. The production values are sumptuous, with great cinematography throughout. The sound effects and music are a bit too much at times. Tying it all together is Robert Redford’s warm narration. One Amazing Day amounts to a great wide-ranging nature documentary, well worth seeing even for jaded adults and wide-eyed kids alike.

  • Lullaby of Broadway (1951)

    Lullaby of Broadway (1951)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) Oops! Earlier today, I referred to I’ll See You in My Dreams as Doris Day’s most musicalesque musical even as I acknowledged not seeing all of her movies, and I should have kept that in mind because Lullaby of Broadway (from the same year) is the most musicalest of her musicals. It certainly fits under the archetype of the Broadway backstage musical, as characters spend the movie putting together a show, rehearsing musical numbers and the entire film climaxing at the successful premiere. Day herself plays a singer who gets into complications in-between her mom’s deteriorating medical attention, attention from an older man (S. Z. Sakall, in a typically likable performance) being misunderstood by her would-be lover and the older man’s wife, and the making of the show itself. The songs themselves are catchy and the film has a charming quality that is in-line with other musicals of the period. Lullaby of Broadway is not exactly earth-shattering, but it works and it does provide a link between the classic musicals and Day’s career.

  • Strange Bedfellows (1965)

    Strange Bedfellows (1965)

    (On Cable TV, March 2021) As I may have mentioned before, there’s a specific tone to 1960s sex comedies that hasn’t, can’t and won’t be successfully replicated. A mixture of naughtiness but no explicitness, mid-period Technicolor cinematography, slightly more permissive audience expectations, stars moulded in the waning studio system and the optimistic exhilaration of the decade as everything was changing. Strange Bedfellows may not be a classic, but it is an illustration of that specific subgenre and the fun it can have. Rock Hudson and Gina Lollobrigida star — Lollobrigida is a good fit for the part of a flighty artist who gets married to Hudson’s suave account executive. Hudson himself is not bad, although the more I see of his performances, the more I can’t help but compare them to what Cary Grant would have done better — both, after all, looked the part of handsome leading men, but Grant had a self-deprecating streak that made his comic performances almost perfect. Hudson doesn’t quite have that, so while his performance is enjoyable, it doesn’t quite have that extra spark necessary for this kind of comedy. (To face the obvious question whenever we have a Hudson romantic comedy: Strange Bedfellows does have a surprising number of very ironic moments knowing that Hudson was gay — clearly the filmmakers knew what they were doing.)  There’s some jet-setting charm to the way the film goes from London to New York. The tone of the film shifts a bit too much toward absurdity in its last act — not that I don’t like zany humour, but it could have been zanier from the start. There are better 1960s comedies out there, but even an imperfect vehicle, such as Strange Bedfellows, is worth a few chuckles. If you like that style, you’ll like the film.

  • Who’s Harry Crumb? (1989)

    Who’s Harry Crumb? (1989)

    (On TV, March 2021) John Candy doesn’t step all that far away from his screen persona in Who’s Harry Crumb?, playing a bumbling private detective who eventually rises to the occasion in the face of adversity. It’s strictly on rails as far as John Candy comedies of the era go, an impression reinforced by obvious casting (Annie Potts looking amazing? Jeffrey Jones as a villain? Who could have seen that coming?)  Candy’s character loves to dress up as part of the job, which is a perfect excuse for movie-quality costumes and quirky accents. The similarities with Fletch are there, but it’s somewhat more slap-sticky than the Chevy Chase films. The result is not bad — even if your appreciation of the result will depend quite a bit on how you feel about John Candy’s roles in general, this one is enjoyable on its own terms, and the advantage of a bumbling-gets-better comic arc is that it ends on a moment of triumph that compensates for quite a bit of exasperating buffoonery. (It would have been better if his character had been consistently clever throughout the film, but those are the conventions of the subgenre.)  Some lines of dialogue are surprisingly good in a film mostly concerned about physical comedy. While nowhere near a classic, Who’s Harry Crumb? still works reasonably well even in the crowded bumbling-detective subgenre.