Ride the Eagle (2021)
(On Cable TV, February 2022) There’s enough room in contemporary cinema for all sorts of approaches, from the bombastic to the low-key, and that the height of the stakes should not in itself be a determining factor in how or why we appreciate a film. This being said—wow, does Ride the Eagle fail to impress. Writer-director-producer Trent O’Donnell is clearly after the kind of quirky comedy that is only possible in low-budget independent film, as his protagonist learns of the death of his estranged mother, and then discovers that she’s left him a quest to follow in order to get his inheritance. You would think that such a sure-fire premise, along with an early promise that “things are going to get wild” given the eccentric nature of the deceased mother, would lead to something interesting. But Ride the Eagle undercuts its own spectacle at every single turn, minimizing the drama, making sure it’s all very dull and safe, and going for quirky character moments that will only appeal to a small group of viewers. Co-writer Jake Johnson plays the protagonist as a lovable loser, but the film spends far more time insisting on the loser aspect than the lovable. A rekindled romance with an ex-flame seems too simple and pretext for a quirky (there’s that word again) attempt at phone sex, while the film ends in very quiet fashion. J. K. Simmons shows up as a character whose (more entertaining) presence is motivated by dumb screenwriting, while Susan Sarandon has a few pre-recorded scenes. I did like D’Arcy Carden, though—even if she’s kept away from the rest of the film through plot contrivances. Ride the Eagle is pleasant, perhaps to a fault: things simply seem to fall in place for the protagonist, and by the time the credits roll by, we’re left wondering if half the film has been left on the cutting room floor. But then again: those low-stakes, low-scale, low-budget independent dramedies aren’t my thing, and even relatively successful efforts like Ride the Eagle amply show why.