The Nun (2018)
(On Cable TV, May 2019) The nice thing about having been raised Catholic is the appreciation that as a religion it’s got some excellent potential for horror worldbuilding—having the Vatican as an authority keeping tabs on demonic possession around the globe is by itself worth a few movies’ worth of material. The Nun is one of them, even if it’s not particularly good or bad at it. Efforts to tie the film to the overall Conjuring horror universe are perfunctory at best (and frankly, I think I’ve lost track of what The Nun is supposed to be: a prequel to The Conjuring 2 which was a sequel to a film based on a true story that has now spawned another series of spinoffs? Or something like that.) The setup is, as usual, much more compelling than the execution: the idea of an Eastern Europe abbey leaking evil since it was bombed during WW2 is not bad at all, but what the film does with it is far more pedestrian. There are a few nice touches—Having Taissa Farmiga play in a spinoff of a series starring her sister Vera is kind of interesting, for instance, even if the film doesn’t do anything with that. Don’t peek too closely at the details either: While it’s satisfying to hear a character defiantly growling out “I’m French-Canadian,” his accent is pure European French. Oh well… The Nun feels like so much of other 2010s horror films—high concept, by-the-number execution with a few arresting visuals made possible only through a lot of CGI substituting for clever writing. It works as your slick weekly horror movie if you’re looking for that kind of ride, but it doesn’t strike a nerve either in lasting scares or conceptual audacity.