The Cobbler (2014)
(In French, On Cable TV, January 2022) If The Cobbler is remembered for anything these days, it’s for having earned some disastrous reviews for both star Adam Sandler and writer-director Tom McCarthy. The bad reviews thing is not new for Sandler, but for McCarthy, it was a rare misfire in-between Academy Award nominations. As a reviewer, my first order of business in (belatedly) tacking The Cobbler was to determine if it was as bad as they said, and then (when the first point was proven) understanding how things went wrong in this story of a cobbler discovering a magical way to become those who leave their shoes with him. To sum my thesis up in a pithy statement, what happened was a classic mismatch between star and material, as well as between expectations and delivery. The Cobbler, at its heart, is meant as a piece of fantasy, taking a look at the local heroes that become part of the landscape—such the small shop owners that give heart to a neighbourhood. It’s a drama with odds twists and turns that would have made more sense had the film been executed as a low-budget independent film with character actors and low expectations. But putting Sandler in such a framework creates a monster—Sandler being Sandler, he can’t help but put his own stamp on the result, upsetting its balance. The other monster being created is that expectations for the film scale up to an unsustainable level, and in a broad comedy genre that the film had no intention of aiming for. I’m not calling The Cobbler a misunderstood classic, mind you: even in the best possible circumstances, it’s an odd assortment of moments that don’t work and can’t work in anything approaching mainstream sensibilities. There’s a blend of comedy, fantasy, crime, drama, tragedy and blunt-force emotional manipulation that feels like an assortment of leftovers blended together more out of daredevil glee than flavour consistency. Still, what we have here are not ideal circumstances: Sandler doesn’t fit as a humble Brooklyn shopkeeper, and he always jumps at the chance to broaden the film’s comedy beyond its shape. It doesn’t help that the premise feels too dumb to suspend disbelief, and that most of the plot developments barely make any sense. Whatever the film was going for by literalizing “walking in other people’s shoes” is lost when everyone attempts to do a Sandler impersonation. (Or worse: Sandler’s character using other bodies as ways to be mischievous and possibly a rapist.) And the ending—ho boy, the ending. It doesn’t amount to an unjustly overlooked film: it amounts to a bad film, but a bad film whose flaws were made unforgivable by Sandler trying to get some serious creds from McCarthy (admittedly a ploy that was worked at least three other times) and McCarthy trying to get box-office clout from Sandler. The result is still a mess, and one that teeters on the edge of “You have to see this” if only to suffer through the ticker-tape parade of bad decisions that led to the final result.