Invitation to Hell (1984)
(In French, On Cable TV, October 2021) I gave a shot to Invitation to Hell because it’s a Wes Craven film. There’s an important caveat, though: this is a mid-1980s TV movie directed by Craven, not a theatrical release, and that can be seen in the lousy budget, familiar plotting strands and slap-dash conclusion. Still, the film hasn’t aged all that badly, especially when measured against most horror films of the period. Still, the story is odd: it’s about an engineer moving to a new area in order to join a high-tech firm, and becoming concerned that he’s being pressured to join a mysterious country club run by a disquieting woman. (Since she magically kills a man in the first scene, we’re concerned as well.) Things kick up in high gear once his wife and kids join the club without him, and he’s attacked by them. Relying on the super-technology at his disposal at work, he suits up in a super-space outfit and uses his lasers to break into the club, get into its inner sanctum and discover that (wait for it) it’s a portal TO HELL, where his real family and kids are detained. But that’s all right—he’ll bust them out with THE POWER OF LOVE. So, yeah: TV movie. As a Poltergeist-ish (or rather: Stepford-Wives-ish) suburban horror film, Invitation to Hell is actually not too bad despite the heavy suspension of disbelief that it requires. Despite the limitations of the TV movie format, Craven does manage to give life to the result, and the production values (illustrating a familiar kind of Southern California 1980s suburbia) are good enough to carry us to the third act. The film becomes more laughable once the HELL AND LOVE things come up and the special effects technology can’t meet the requirements of the script, but that’s a familiar part of 1980s films. This is clearly not in the same league as, say, Craven’s Nightmare on Elm Street (also released in theatres that year) but it’s slightly better than I expected and not completely awful to watch. Expectations matter!