Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
(On TV, October 2019) I only watched Halloween: Resurrection out of a twisted sense of completion—It’s almost certainly the second-least popular and the second-least relevant of the Halloween movies (only outdone by the second Rob Zombie one), but it also happened to be the second-last one in the series I hadn’t seen. It turns out that is obscurity is justified. Emerging from the reality-TV craze of the early 2000s, it commits two blunders out of the gate: lamely killing off series heroine Laurie Strode in the pre-credit sequence (but not really, as the 2018 remake would backtrack) and then boldly putting reality TV in the Halloween mythos, with a dose of low-resolution found footage for good measure. Or should that be putting Michael Myers into a reality-TV teen horror movie? Either way, the result feels off-brand in more ways than one, and not in a good way such as the increasingly supernatural nature of the series’ sixth instalment. Coupled with the recognizably formulaic nature of the execution, complete with annoying teenage characters, ham-fisted plotting, and dialogues (Busta Rhymes may be likable, but he here comes across just as stereotyped as the other characters), obvious designation of the final girl from the first few moments, irritating music cues and the result is more infuriating than anything else. I’m almost certain that the film plays far worse today than it did back in 2002 (even if reviews weren’t kind back then either) because we have seen many, many variations of the same webcast reality-TV horror blend since then—whatever cogent points Halloween: Resurrection may have been trying to make with its then-unusual commentary on audiences watching its “dangertainment” have been overwhelmed by, well, reality. The result, seen from 2019, has deservedly been forgotten even by the series’ own internal continuity.