Merry Switchmas (2021)
(On TV, December 2021) There isn’t a whole lot of Christmas in Merry Switchmas, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. While much of the film takes place as an upper-class holiday reception, the focus here is on a scheme by two twin sisters (one studious, one wild) to switch places for the duration of the reception, with the goal of telling people things that they wouldn’t be able to say if they were themselves. Or something like that — it’s one of the early warnings about the film’s quality that the motivations behind the big switch are either lame or unbelievable. Still, if you go with it, there’s a modest amount of fun to be gathered from the rest, especially when the twins’ boyfriends, also twins, realize what’s happening well before everyone else. I was surprised to be surprised that the lead characters are actually played by twins — Hollywood has done such a number on my reviewer’s brain that I expect twins to be played by one person and a special effects team. But not here—Rachel and Rebekah Aladdin look terrific as the twin sisters, while Joel and Joseph Harold get some good lines in as their twin boyfriends. Contrivances are the name of the plot twists here as professional, romantic and familial complications all come to the fore. What I like about Merry Switchmas, ironically, is that it’s not that good of a movie: the script is a slap-dash first-draft affair with more ideas than skill in executing them. Unconvincing plot elements are brought up, never integrated, barely developed, and quickly abandoned in such a way to make us wonder if we’ve missed anything. Nothing builds on anything else, except for a subplot involving a drunk aunt (a playful Sherrice Eaglin) that seems to be taken from another film and added without fitting. Director Christopher Nolen does what he can with the threadbare elements at his disposal, but can’t do much more than bring the script to the screen in an efficient matter. The ending relies on familiar bromides about the importance of family. Merry Switchmas is clunky and cheap and, in a way, that’s why I’m oddly fond of the result: it feels as if someone pulled together a movie with the barest elements, making elementary mistakes along the way. It’s got, in other words, a bit of character and roughness at a time when Christmas movies are all slick and polished to a single formula. More broadly speaking, that’s why I’m progressively watching nearly all of the BET-broadcast movie roster: the actresses are fine, and the movies are flawed in ways that simply aren’t found in bigger and better productions. It gives my movie reviewer’s brain something to do, and the failure point of less-than-perfect Christmas movies is still something fun and heartwarming. No, Merry Switchmas is not worthy of a recommendation unless you’ve used to the BET+ house style — but I liked it all the same.