The King’s Man (2021)
(Disney Streaming, March 2022) There’s a very strange creative decision at the heart of The King’s Man that mystifies me to no end—when you’re making a spinoff to a series known for its action/comedy bent, why change course to something much more serious? For that matter, why even attempt the course correction when it’s so inconsistently applied? Spinning off the Kingsmen series’ blend of gory action and vulgar comedy, writer-director Matthew Vaughn takes this historical prequel to the First World War to explain how the Kingsmen came to be and what shadowy role its founders played in the secret history of the conflict. It’s not necessarily a bad idea… but the opening half-hour is surprisingly, almost unbearably dull: consumed with a misguided intention to be serious (even tragic) and historically half-accurate about the factors leading to World War I. It dissipates much of the potential energy of the film, and it’s telling that, about halfway through, The King’s Man shakes itself off from its torpor for the first in a series of increasingly outlandish action sequences (or good sequences, such as fast-forward through the creation of No Man’s Land) that come too late to save the film from itself. It also does get stupider along the way, which is not necessarily a good thing either. A strong cast (Ralph Fiennes, Gemma Arterton, Djimon Hounsou, Charles Dance, etc.) all feel wasted. The only way in which The King’s Man makes more sense is in a larger British myth-making movement, in which elements of Britannica are examined in a contemporary fashion, and rebuilt as essential elements of British identity—King Arthur, the Monarchy, Benchley Park, James Bond and now World War I. (Which, to be frank, wasn’t such an inspiring moment for the British military.) That’s the best I’ve got—The King’s Man is unexplainably dull at what it first tries to do, then seems to realize the error of its ways but does too little to avoid ending as more than a middling follow-up.