The Charge of the Light Brigade (1936)
(On Cable TV, February 2022) Urgh. I had a hard enough time mustering much enthusiasm for British pro-colonial ode The Charge of the Light Brigade at face value. Now that I’m reading in the film’s production history that twenty-five horses were killed as a result of its action scenes, I’ve got no sympathy left. Part of a particularly irritating subgenre of 1930s Hollywood that took up grandiose adventures of British colonialism as a pretext for spectacle (Gunga-Din is particularly difficult to digest), this is a film that should otherwise be a romp to watch. It’s directed by Michael Curtiz! It stars Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland! It’s got David Niven in a small role! The action all climaxes during a spectacular battle sequence between the British and the Russians! And yet, and yet, and yet… I just couldn’t get into it. As a colonial of oppressed French-Canadian heritage, I’ve spent too much time delving into the ugliness of British colonialism to be all that enthusiastic about it, no matter how sanitized it is through wide Hollywood distribution. (Fun fact: In historical terms, the incident that inspired this pro-British film is widely seen as a major failure of British military leadership.) And that was before I found out about the film’s infamous place in movie history. The best thing The Charge of the Light Brigade ever did was to lead to the creation of laws regulating the welfare of animals in movie production—and a famous moment in film history during which star Flynn tried to hit director Curtiz in sheer outrage at his indifference to animal cruelty. Not that you’ll see that in the film, regrettably.